Posted by kid47 on May 2, 2004, at 20:33:22
In reply to Re: *PLACE HOLDER* » karen_kay, posted by spoc on May 2, 2004, at 17:20:04
get a room. After reading all your fast, furious, and flirtatious talk, my head is spinning and my kidneys are on fire. Excuse me for butting in here. That's what I do. I even have a Certificate of Proficiency in it. I have used my exquisitely tuned powers of deduction and jumped to some startling conclusions. My many years of undercover work with the FBI and my double aught spy status lend credence to these, what some might consider outrageous, deductions. First and foremost, Karen Kay, Spoc(and don't think for a moment I believe that is your real name), I must give credit to your ability to disguise what is truly at work here. You even, for only a moment, had me doubting my own razor sharp sleuthing insincts. All that nonsense about waxing, shaving, and the sometimes incomprehensible syntax, was just a feeble attempt to throw me off track. Well, Im sorry to inform you, I was not fooled. OH YES!!!...I am on to you! At first it just seemed like coincidental similarities in writing styles. Upon further inspection however.....EUREKA!!! it hit me like a hot kiss on the end of a wet fist!!(plagiarized) Karen Kay and Spoc are.....yes you've probably guessed by now....one in the same.(gasp) Like Michael and Latoya Jackson, these two entities only *appear* to be seperate. "But why?" you might dumfoundedly ask. Possibly some weird manifestation of a tragically confused mind? Perhaps an untreated multiple personality disorder rearing it's ugly little head. I'm a detective, not a therapist. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with all this, but you know how unhappy Dr./Mr. Bob gets when we post under more than one screen name. At this point I was willing just to rat you out to Bob and move on. But wait. Isn't this all just a little too simple. A bit too neat. Too tidy. A might *convenient*. Too "wrapped up and handed to me on a silver platter" kind of a situation....and any other cliches that come to mind? There had to be more to it. (especially since I haven't come close to my word count obligation) Something just didn't fit. Unfortunately, at this time, I have a pressing matter that makes it impossible for me to expand on what I now know to be the WHOLE truth concerning this. There is so much more than you could ever imagine. Please dear readers (both of you) make no attempt to draw your own conclusions. Trust me. You haven't a clue. You will be absolutely astonished, amazed, agog, ( dontcha just love the thesaurus) and at the same time deeply disturbed, when I reveal the REAL story....and reveal it I will. VERY soon. Standby
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