Posted by spoc on May 28, 2004, at 13:41:10
In reply to spoc you little....., posted by kid47 on May 27, 2004, at 11:09:14
....oh MY! Alone in a room with two charming and dashing boyz for over 24 hours, and I didn't even know it! I'm blushing! I feel so vulnerable, yet so beautiful! Aren't you glad I admitted Spoc was a girl??
Kid, kid, kid. I am already eating dust for breakfast and lunch today; the dust of you surely being gone daddy gone by now. No wonder you are considered such an elusive tease around here -- even when I stumble over my keyboard and hard drive trying to get to your side when you summon me, you are by then only a sweet but dissipating scent on the thread. Slipping through my hungry fingers yet again. Ahh, the best things in life are often ephemoral. But to answer your question, no, my pointy little ears *couldn't* be any cuter, and neither could a lot of my other equipment. So exactly who is missing out on what here?
But I would never be coy with you sweet pea! Lest ye want the broken record to be played again, suffice to say I am only now doing what I must do to start extricating eyeballs from monitor and see if I still have a physical dimension and other mediums I am capable of concentrating on. It may take the Jaws of Life or a surgical procedure by now. And...tragically...it's only going to get worse, i.e. better. I do so hate to fade away right when I was starting to get to know some people, and hope that you will remain uncured indefinitely so that you will always be here when I stop by. It's all about me -- I think everyone agrees to that in the registration process these days.
For now, I have imposed limits on myself that mainly allow me only to skim titles at the speed of light and yank the board pages down rapidly to look at new threads at the bottom. Even then foregoing most responding, and soon possibly not to incorporate even daily checks. If I stop by and if I see it, I would of course always come running to anyone crying out to me specifically, which happens oh so often.
BUT BEAR WITH ME -- I will be a regular contributor again as soon as these things happen: 1] I accept that I really should get into therapy and probably onto a med; 2] I am officially dxed as obsessive compulsive (time wasting, avoidant, unfocused, not to be trusted with diversionary things like the Internet); 3] I am successfully treated; 4] have my career, finances, personal time and schedule in balance, and 5] can then return again to surf, read, post and frolick in moderation. Now, THAT doesn't sound like it will take too long, does it??? See you on the next recreational shuttle to Pluto! Don't forget your Speedo, and SPF 4,000,000! ;- )
But Kid, don't feel bad, KK has again thrown me over as well. She even implored me to claim I am a very happy person and then I heard her snoring while I was trying to comply. I tagged her and informed her that she was "it" several times, to no avail. And she never told me that hide 'n seek was over, and left me balled up under the sink and unfed for days. And, yes, I WILL beam you up and protect your precious vulnerable butt, IF you will be my personal secretary up here, arranging for me to keep my life and time in order. And other various and sundry chores, like cleaning my apartment and doing my laundry. And take messages for me at the site whenever I'm gone, will you? This will be unpaid work, but many would kill for the opportunity regardless, so consider yourself lucky.
And, here's an I.O.U., which obviously has a value greater than cash:
(snip)......(snip).....(snip)
---------------------------------------------
- I.O.U.:
-
- 37 clever turns of phrase
- 23 snickers
- 18 guffaws
- 196 stupefyingly brilliant observations
----------------------------------------------Ok, stop reading now, the rest doesn't pertain to you. I know I can trust you to respect that.
=======PSSSST! Jimi! What are doing later? Kid tries and everything but he's just kinda bland, ya know? And your cajun accent is just knocking me out, or is that the passion of the blues I detect? And where DID you get those leather pants?? What a fit! Where's the hot tub, let's go!!!!
poster:spoc
thread:350739
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040525/msgs/351557.html