Posted by Karen_kay on January 30, 2004, at 13:23:10
In reply to Can I come?, posted by Tootercat on January 30, 2004, at 10:08:07
You can come if you bring a gift. And don't invite my mother. And of course you have to dress up. Don't worry, all the rules will be on the invitation. It'll be an open bar, but I'll be busy throwing up behind someone's car. I like to get drunk early, make a fool of myself, and end the evening throwing up behind someone's car. Could I use your limo? Just don't remind me of all the silly things I did at the wedding....Oh, speaking of silly wedding stories...Do I have one for you...
My boyfriend's parent's friends of the family were marrying off their son and they had a very large wedding. A much ado about nothing, but the family is pretty (how you say) affluent and I started getting drunk as I didn't know many people there. Well, I talk too much anyway, and (my boyfriend's family doesn't know that I'm dx with anything or in therapy or anything of the sort, they just think I like to have a good time. We keep things under wrap pretty well and I do a good job of behaving myself around them, as I don't see them all that often), [where was I]with liquor I talk even more... So, we ran into someone my boyfriend went to school with at the wedding who worked in the office where my therapist works (Oh no!!) and my boyfriend said, "Oh, yeah? Well Karen.." and I jabbed him with my elbow so he shut up. Then I got really drunk and puked in the parking lot behind his parents car while they watched. Oh, well...At least it was at night. I'm just glad I don't remember what that girl looks like from the wedding or I'd run screaming every time I see her at the office. But, I was also hitting on the waitress, and my boyfriend's brother, and who knows who else... I'm a horrible drunk :) So, who wants to come to the wedding? And who am I marrying again? I don't even care at this point. I just want some liquor.
poster:Karen_kay
thread:306651
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040120/msgs/307324.html