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Posted by Jai Narayan on January 30, 2005, at 11:26:40
12 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!""PICK ME!!"
12. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait
a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"I love this, everytime I read it I chuckle.
Jai Narayan
Posted by anastasia56 on January 30, 2005, at 14:09:46
In reply to 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart....., posted by Jai Narayan on January 30, 2005, at 11:26:40
i was in hysterics reading this...each one is better than the last. my dogs think i'm nuts.
anasatsia
Posted by 10derHeart on January 30, 2005, at 15:14:10
In reply to oh my god! how funny, posted by anastasia56 on January 30, 2005, at 14:09:46
I know, I know, I LOL so much I scared the h*ll out of my cat, who gave me a dirty look, meowed and ran out of the room!!
The scary but cool thing is...there are a few on the list I actually have the guts to do....hmmm...two Wal-Marts within 5 miles...I wonder... :P
Posted by alexandra_k on January 30, 2005, at 16:47:54
In reply to 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart....., posted by Jai Narayan on January 30, 2005, at 11:26:40
That was great Jai!
It takes a lot to get me to LOL because the other people in the computer lab look at me funny... but that did it!
Posted by sunny10 on January 31, 2005, at 12:36:48
In reply to Re: 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart..... » Jai Narayan, posted by alexandra_k on January 30, 2005, at 16:47:54
When we go to Target my SO would LOVE to do these things- I DEFINITELY see him putting up the tent, throwing boxes of condoms into random carts, setting the alarm clocks, and yelling for toilet paper in the dressing room....
He is a Force of Nature...
Keeps me laughin' though...
Posted by 10derHeart on January 31, 2005, at 19:20:34
In reply to Re: 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart....., posted by sunny10 on January 31, 2005, at 12:36:48
sunny,
your SO sounds JUST like my SIL - love him to death! He's so da*n funny....but then I guess that would make you my daughter, and you're not my daughter, right? nope, can't be, oh well, ....hmmmm ;-)
10der (who is acting VERY silly) Heart
Posted by Angel Girl on January 31, 2005, at 23:51:54
In reply to 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart....., posted by Jai Narayan on January 30, 2005, at 11:26:40
Jai
I've seen this before and it gets me LOL every time. It's sooo cool. Thanks for posting it.
AG
Posted by sunny10 on February 2, 2005, at 9:14:08
In reply to Re: 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart..... » sunny10, posted by 10derHeart on January 31, 2005, at 19:20:34
I don't mind if you're silly- isn't it obvious that I LOVE silly???
Posted by 10derHeart on February 2, 2005, at 22:29:47
In reply to Re: 12 Things to do at Wal-Mart....., posted by sunny10 on February 2, 2005, at 9:14:08
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