Posted by Jai Narayan on January 30, 2005, at 11:26:40
12 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading
to the rest rooms.4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a
mirror, and pick your nose.9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna
look" using different size funnels.11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse
through, say "PICK ME!""PICK ME!!"
12. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait
a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"I love this, everytime I read it I chuckle.
Jai Narayan
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