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Posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 5:23:07
I swear. I don't mean on the bible kind of swearing, I mean the sailor type, wash your mouth out with soap sort of naughty word use. Y'know, cursing.
I have now added the word "fink" to my babble vocab.
In fact, it's kind of fun figruing out how to express myself without those overused swear words.
When was the last time you called someone a donkey? Or a finking donkey? Or a great hairy gas passing finking donkey?
And how about putrid? What a great word. And execrable. Fine word that.
So I could call the woman who tried to run me over with her car a donkey. Or I could have yelled at her "kiss my donkey"!
Maybe I need to expand my narrow horizons, find a hobby or something, but this is amusing me.
Oh, oh, I'm going to go find a thesaurus to leave by the computer. Watch out! Inventive language may turn out to be the genius I have always been convinced is buried within me somewhere.
Or maybe not.
Swear words, my big fat auntie's donkey! Who needs 'em?!
ShortE
Posted by TofuEmmy on December 18, 2004, at 9:46:30
In reply to swearing, posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 5:23:07
ShortE - On behalf of ALL big fat hairy Aunties, I feel VERY put down by this post. And, as far as the the gas passing, you all know I'm a vegetarian, so I take that VERY personally! :-P
Aunt %&!@! Emmy
Posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 16:50:36
In reply to Re: swearing » Shortelise, posted by TofuEmmy on December 18, 2004, at 9:46:30
Oh, dear, I do most humbly apologize.
On top of injury, just to be honest and clear the air (a-hem), please note that I enjoyed insulting repugnant aunties and their foul donkeys.
But I have an sordid admission to make. I am a big, fat, hairy, gaseous auntie myself.
That said, kiss my equus asinus.
Love, ShortE
PS me giggling
Posted by gardenergirl on December 18, 2004, at 23:33:22
In reply to Insulting aunties » TofuEmmy, posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 16:50:36
I used to have a Shakespearean insult generator on my Palm pilot. I deleted it cause it was taking up space on the old model, and I didn't use it much. Oh how I wish I still had it.
gg
But then again, I also like to follow the model set by the Grinch. Sauerkraut sandwich and all.
:D
Posted by AuntieMel on December 21, 2004, at 15:17:56
In reply to Insulting aunties » TofuEmmy, posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 16:50:36
:-)
Posted by Shortelise on January 1, 2005, at 12:52:32
In reply to Why would anyone insult aunties?, posted by AuntieMel on December 21, 2004, at 15:17:56
Because we tend to give books as Christmas presents?
ShortE
Posted by AuntieMel on January 12, 2005, at 11:06:32
In reply to Re: Why would anyone insult aunties? » AuntieMel, posted by Shortelise on January 1, 2005, at 12:52:32
Not me. Sweaters and underwear here.
I'm sure the kids like them.....
Posted by Dr. Bob on January 12, 2005, at 20:46:14
In reply to Re: Why would anyone insult aunties? » Shortelise, posted by AuntieMel on January 12, 2005, at 11:06:32
This is the end of the thread.
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