Posted by Shortelise on December 18, 2004, at 5:23:07
I swear. I don't mean on the bible kind of swearing, I mean the sailor type, wash your mouth out with soap sort of naughty word use. Y'know, cursing.
I have now added the word "fink" to my babble vocab.
In fact, it's kind of fun figruing out how to express myself without those overused swear words.
When was the last time you called someone a donkey? Or a finking donkey? Or a great hairy gas passing finking donkey?
And how about putrid? What a great word. And execrable. Fine word that.
So I could call the woman who tried to run me over with her car a donkey. Or I could have yelled at her "kiss my donkey"!
Maybe I need to expand my narrow horizons, find a hobby or something, but this is amusing me.
Oh, oh, I'm going to go find a thesaurus to leave by the computer. Watch out! Inventive language may turn out to be the genius I have always been convinced is buried within me somewhere.
Or maybe not.
Swear words, my big fat auntie's donkey! Who needs 'em?!
ShortE
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