Posted by corafree on July 25, 2006, at 16:40:29
In reply to Re: COLONOSCOPY PREP'AIR'ATION COUNTDOWN » corafree, posted by Phillipa on July 25, 2006, at 12:13:36
No fair! Way no fair!
I had to begin starving myself this morning @ 12a and don't have the colo until Thurs @ 10a! My daughter will have to drag my lifeless body out of here.
I have to drink mag citrate (One of three bottles I get to enjoy today and tomorrow!?) well right about now, and then tonight before bed, take "4"(?) Dulcolax! (Four of the SIX I get to enjoy today and tomorrow!?)
I just got back from the store w/ supplies, but now it occurs to me, I might need ... I can't say it ... Can you unscramble AREDPIS? ... because, what if I STBWD?! :0
Tomorrow will be more mag citrate, 2 more Dulcolax, and also some Phospho-soda! :(
How did you get off so EZ Phillipa?
I've planned quickest way from bed to toilet. Get out of bed, turn around and run backwards towards the toilet seat!
I'm laughing and crying, but basically, 'I'm one angry white woman'!
About calling the doc; maybe the less you know the better. (You could be charged with conspirity to commit spontaneous human combustion!)
I don't care for his bedside manner even a little bit ... if ya' know what I mean. He won't say, "Oh if that's how your friend did it, we'll do it that way too!" You know he won't! He doesn't know my butt from a crack in the wall! He looked and talked 'down' at/to me, when he saw that I was on legal pain and anxiety medication.
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