Posted by llrrrpp on June 17, 2006, at 18:03:57
In reply to Do I have to wear a costume? » llrrrpp, posted by curtm on June 17, 2006, at 17:26:05
> Can I order beer from Depressed Housewives, Inc. if I am not a housewife? I could always disguise my voice and dress up in order to qualify for the delivery service. Does it come with hugs?
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Yes, beer, wine, and cosmopolitans are on the menu. If you have enough wherewithall to cross-dress in order to obtain delivery, you might not qualify as "depressed" per se, even if you *did* make a handsome woman. I'm sure we could make exception though, as long as you tip well, and do a drag show for the deliveryperson, perhaps to the tune of "Safety Dance"?In fact. That sounds like it might be a good act to include on the menu of services too.
ice cream
flowers
beer/wine/cosmos/
transvestite comedy show/
bubble bathsetc
other suggestions?> I hope your day goes better sweetie pie. I really do.
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> (((llrrrpp)))thanks ((((curt))))
I'm gonna be okay. I'm gonna be okay. got 4 more hours before bedtime. I can make it.
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