Posted by Damos on February 13, 2006, at 14:57:27
A koala and a lizard are sitting in a tree smoking a couple of quiet joints.
After a while the lizard says to the koala "Man this sh*t is making my throats so dry I'm gonna go down to the river and get a drink."
So the lizard staggers down to the river but loses his balance and falls in.
A crocodile seeing this swims over and rescues him and returns him safely to the shore. He says to the lizard; "Man what's with you, how could any self respecting lizard fall into the river."
"Well see me and this koala have sitting up in the tree smoking joints and I'm like soooo totally out of it man." says the lizard.
A koala smoking joints, this I gotta see for myself thinks the crocodile and sets off for the tree.
Sure enough when he get there the koala is puffing away happily, and just as he's about to turn and head back to river the koala sees him and calls out, "Dude, how much water did you drink!"
poster:Damos
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