Posted by spoc on June 25, 2004, at 12:09:02
In reply to stop teasing me spoc! » spoc, posted by karen_kay on June 25, 2004, at 11:36:56
> that jealousy thing is coming back to me now. i changed my mind, you can't have kid. never ever ever! and i will take back every nice thing i ever said about you if you continue to torment me with the idea of kid in your bed. so, stop this instant... can't we just be friends (ha! i don't think i've ever said that before.. even i'm laughing)?
<<<<< Ok ok ok, and it wasn't even true. He's not in my bed, he's in my bathtub (did you know he likes rubber duckies and little bobbing pirate ships and speed boats? You should hear the sound effects coming from in there, I believe he really does think he's a kid. But buck up -- when he's done in the tub and runs out quickly only to grab some reading material, he's all yours at that point).
> and if we did put scott's house on a trailer, who would drive? do you think trucker could handle that load? but, we couldn't leave her there all by herself... hmmmm... maybe we could find some cute, built man to drive for us, and designate rest area pull-overs, so he can join in the fun?
<<<<< DR. BOB is going to drive, since he prefers to stay kinda on the sidelines anyway! He said all he asks is that he be given a walkie talkie so he can keep a reasonable grip on civility (said he'll slam on the brakes and make us all spill our drinks and knock around if he hears anything he doesn't like, but hee hee! I told him, joke would be on you! If you slam on the brakes, we'll just roll right over you in the house, who'd be laughing then, hmmmm? So instead he said if we act up, he'll abandon the fun destination at hand and drive us to the nearest elementary school to write things of his choice 500 times on the blackboard, stand in corners, put our heads on the desks, etc.).
How does that sound to you? Hmmm, maybe we better reconsider driving the house. It probably doesn't even have a flip-up roof (although I'm sure we can make it into one); would be heck on gas, and may not get anywhere close to 70 MPH....
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