Posted by karen_kay on May 28, 2004, at 17:36:07
In reply to Re: miss all done.... » karen_kay, posted by All Done on May 24, 2004, at 2:39:33
so, it's a go? i'm going to the highest bidder now (or whoever sends the ring first. beggars can't be choosers at this point dear. i think at this point i'd settle for a cracker jack box ring)
and i would have asked you sooner, but you were on my back about it every day and didn't give me the space i needed. a girl has to do things in her own time, you know. you can't expect a proper proposal if you are breathing down my throat with your whining and complaing 'when are you going to ask me? when? when? when?' you see what i mean?
and i'm not too picky about who supports us really, as long as someone does. i know i can't support us. perhaps we could persuade both spoc and kid to support us? maybe scott in vermont could support us too? and we do have a new daddy on the way, so maybe he could send some money every once in a while too? but, i can't be expected to work. of course you wouldn't expect that of me, would you? don't expect too much from me, i wouldn't want you to set your hopes too high. i do promise to entertain you though. (hey, at least i'm being honest and upfront, right?)
and i suppose if we could afford ac it would be ok. but, only if we can afford it. and getting my hair done comes before ac always!
about your mom: if i laughed at her, or called her a 'midget' (yes, i've done that accidentally with my old man's mom) would you be mad or laugh? and if i called our new dad 'fatter than elvis' would you laugh or be mad (yes, i've done that too)? apparently, i don't always think before i speak dear. could you find the humor in that, or would you be mad at me? and if you fell down and i laughed, would you be angry, or could you forgive me? (and i would laugh, i can almost promise it, but i promise when i fall i laugh too and you can as well!)
and how do you know i'm not 14? i could be, you know! your husband knows for a fact i'm not, since he saw me last week in vegas, but you can't be certain. if i were only 14, would you send me lunch money? and will you buy me a swim suit, since i've misplaced mine? and will you buy me everything i ever wanted, or at least find someone to buy everything i want for me? like a pony and a rich husband?
i'll wear my seat belt, but i won't quit smoking, not even for a stripper or gum. maybe i can become a stripper who chews gum, and the smoking won't matter that much?
and will you share your breasts with me? cani have them on the weekends, and you can have them through the week? will that arrangement work for you? or can i have just one and you can have the other (i'm rather partial to the left one i think, it seems to be bigger than the right one)?
and i know i can still wear white. you can wear red, and no one will think a thing about it. none of my family expects me to marry anyone 'pure' anyway. so, i'll wear white, you can wear red, kid can wear pink, sebastian can wear grean, bob in yellow, and scott in blue. how does that sound? (and everyone knows you won't be in that dress very long anyway dear. especially if there is alcohol involved.)
about the last name: well, we couldn't take kid's name because my initials wouldn't be good (i never can marry anyone with the last name beginning with a k). we could take scott's last name. that would be karen kay vermont and all done vermont. or, we could go with sebastian's name. karen kay sebastian and all done sebastian. i like miss honey's name alot. couldn't we marry her just for her name. karen kay honey. i like the sound of that :) miss honey, will you marry me, just in name (unless of course you really are interested, then we can talk later... and of course, if bean ever smartens up, we can get divorced...) all done honey.. don't you like the sound of that?
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