Posted by Karen_kay on January 31, 2004, at 11:50:03
In reply to If I were your boyfriend.., posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 31, 2004, at 10:04:16
Ahhhh.. Miss Honey... Are you hitting on me?? If I were your husband (or Bean, whichever you prefer) I'd thank you for the card and staple it to my forehead, that way I could read it all the time. If I were your husband I would take you to the most romantic places in the world, spare no expense, as you are the most beautiful person in the world and deserve to be surrounded by the most beautiful and exotic places as well, so your beauty can be enhanced. If I were your husband, we would never fight and I would listen to you talk about Bean until you were blue in the face. And then I would ask another question about Bean. If I were your husband, I would bring you breakfast in bed, because you are starting to get a bit too thin. If I were your husband, I would buy you diamonds and rubies (oh, I love rubies too!) as it brings out the auburn in your lovely hair. If I were our husband, I would paint your fingernails and toenails, so they could match. And that way I could spend some extra time with you. Also, you could eat bon bons and watch TV. If I were your husband, I would thank you for your support.... Miss Honey, will you divorce your husband and marry me??? :)
poster:Karen_kay
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