Posted by willow on March 17, 2001, at 18:42:18
In reply to Re: And now for something exactly the same!, posted by Adam on March 16, 2001, at 17:37:54
> Did someone mention philosphers? Why, I feel a song coming on...
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> Ohhhhhh!
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> Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
> Who was very rarely stable
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> Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar
> Who could drink you under the table
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> David Hume could outconsume
> Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
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> And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
> Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
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> There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya'
> 'Bout the raising of the wrist
> Socrates himself was per-man-ent-ly pissed!
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> John Stuar Mill of his own free will
> On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
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> Plato they say could stick it away
> Half a crate of whiskey every day
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> Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
> Hobbes was fond of his dram
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> And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
> "I drink, therefore I am!"
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> Socrates himself is particularly missed
> A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!
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> Brought to you courtesy of the Three Bruces.
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> (Obligatory disclaimer: I do not normally find the abuse of alcohol, crude idioms, or the careless hurling of homophobic epithet's to be amusing or edifying (well, I do like the odd crude idiom), but this is satire. Thank you for your patience.)
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> > Cam, I think that the fact that you were raised on Python too is part of your general appeal. I think there's a Sartre connection here too...or maybe it's Wittgenstein.
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> > Happy VD, Pythoneers!
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> > mars
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> > > Hey Mars - "Whot's on the telly?"
> > >
> > > I have the scripts from all of the shows. Kinda scary to know that I was raised on Python, too, huh. - Cam
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