Posted by bozeman on February 22, 2003, at 11:45:04
In reply to Re: Smile! It can't be that bad!, posted by noa on February 22, 2003, at 10:53:04
I can see it now:
WANTED: Perpetually perky, obniouxously outgoing, egocentrically energetic individuals for fast-paced job dealing with exhausted, time-pressured, dissappointed, lonely travelers. Insult-tolerance and witty humor a must. Minimum qualifications: must pass pre-employment screening by a room full of grumpy sleep-deprived travelers and successfully navigate screening without anyone in the room coming to bodily harm, or being personally or professionally insulted. Travel required, but you won't get to enjoy it yourself. Successful candidates will be provided with a supply of their favorite "go-juice" at the beginning of each work shift.
Serious inquiries only. If interested, submit resume to the address below. Crayon is acceptable.Like you, I'd never make it. I could fake it through the first part, but that "no bodily harm or personal or professional insult" clause would trip me up, and I'd be so OUTTA THERE!!!!!
:-)
bozeman
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