Posted by Tabitha on February 17, 2003, at 15:17:48
In reply to Smile! It can't be that bad!, posted by beardedlady on February 17, 2003, at 14:45:51
Here's one I used to use on men whose lame flirting attempt consisted of telling me to smile... "I don't smile on command". (Must be said with the proper tone of voice to induce testicle shrinkage.) Maybe not so appropriate for the supermarket line. For that I'd use the Miss Manners approach, give them the purely social fake smile, moving only the corners of the mouth.
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