Posted by karen_kay on May 27, 2008, at 10:16:04
In reply to Re: may need pantyhose intervention.....i feel wei » llurpsienoodle, posted by fayeroe on May 27, 2008, at 9:49:02
ok dear, first fo all, if you're going to the grocery store jstu to meet strangers, lemme give you some tips doll (yeah, i have lots of practice trying to pick up men at the grocery, but haven't done that lately so i'm happy to be reminded)...
tip number 1: wear those sexy shoes and fishnet thigh highs (hey, for the party i went ot, i was wearing black fishnet hose adn someone mentioned i should take them off. i did it, right in public. it was fun, especially since i haven't removed my panties in public in quite a while (not that i remember anyway). ok, so dress sexy and PLEASE do not wash a vera wang dress in the washer!!
tip number 2: stand by the dog bones, next to the deli. yeah, all the good looking men tend to have dogs, you know?!! so, look at dog bones, find someone else looking, (don't forget to check the rign finger, unless you want to pick up a married man) and casually mention that you have a dog. that'll get the conversation started. of course, you could always say the dog bone is for you, and that may lead to very good conversation as well!!
tip number 3: if you bring him home, make sure you do have a dog. borrow one, steal one, it doesn't matter, jsut get a dog for the night!!!
tip number 4: take off your clothes and do your fancy stretches :) that'll get his attention, especially if you include those weird *ss jumping jacks!!!
tip number 5: email me ALL the details! i'm serious!
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