Posted by Klavot on May 24, 2007, at 3:53:10
In reply to to be honest... » MicrosoftCustomer, posted by karen_kay on May 24, 2007, at 1:00:49
> i don't have a single clue what microsoft is.
Microsoft is a prominent soft drink manufacturer. They operate from Redmond, Washington. Their most popular soft drinks include Vista (tastest like Coca Cola, but with a hint of Pepsi), PowerPoint (an energy drink targeted at athletes) and Excel (a health drink fortified with vitamins, minerals and Ginkgo Biloba). They also offer a selection of beers and ciders, the most famous of which is probably Encarta.
Apple Co. is an agricultural firm located in San Francisco, California. They source a lot of fruit produce to Microsoft, used in the manufacture of Microsoft soft drinks. They only farm organic food; consequently their product is generally twice as expensive as other similar food. The International Society of New-Age Elitists (ISNAE) has endorsed Apple as an "elitist-friendly company" and encourages their members to only buy Apple. Apple produce is generally very pretty to look at, but some consumer activists have raised concern over the nutritional content thereof. There have been rare cases of a condition known as "cutesie syndrome" amongst people who consume Apple produce; cutesie syndrome is characterised by an urge to eat jelly-beans and hug telly-tubbies.
Finally, there is the mysterious company called The Linux Corporation. They operate from the Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Linux was originally spelled Lenux, which is an anagram for Xenu-1. They are funded covertly by the Church of Scientology, and the financial model of Linux is poorly understood. There have been allegations that Linux runs an illicit trade in animal furs, especially penguin fur, which is considered a luxury item in some Asian countries, Scandinavian countries, and Canada. In March 2006, Newsweek published an expose about Linux's plans for Global World Domination And The Establishment Of A New World Order. It is a little know fact that Dr Bob secretely uses Linux.
Klavot
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