Posted by jlo820 on August 22, 2003, at 13:18:07
Dear Dr. Bob:
Within in the confines of the rules of this board and with all due civility, etc., etc....
I personally feel that all this talk about defamation is defaming to me. I feel it is injurious to my ability to continue posting to these boards without being annoyed and bored to death. I think that if I were to smash my computer to bits with a hammer, it would be the direct result of certain posts/posters to this board, thus causing the requisite injury necessary for me to bring legal action.
I am going to contact my lawyer, the Justice Department, the Health and Human Services Department, the Department of Homeland Security, OSHA, my state Attorney Genral, the ADL, the ACLU, PETA (even though this has nothing to do with animals), NOW (even though I am not a woman), the NAACP (even though I am not black), the Anti-Semetic League (even though I am not a Semite), my congressman, and anyone else I can think of to give me some "determinations" on various issues and to see if I am being defamed and if my civil rights are being violated. I also have several good friends that work in the White House (two of them directly for President Bush), so I may ask them to take the matter up with him if he has a few extra minutes. Don't be surprised if the White Hose Counsel's office gets involed here.
In light of this, I think I should be put in complete control of this board and that I should be able to decide who gets to post, the topic(s) on which they get to post, and how often they can post. I think this would be the best alternative to the numerous lawsuits I am considering.
Dr. Bob, if you decide to put me in complete control of the board, I will applaud your winsdom, common sense and good judgement. Should the unspeakable happen and you decide not to give me complete and total control, I really think you should carefully monitor a few select individuals (or if you don't have time, just one individual) who are posting here and see how their posts are leading some of us to have acute psychotic fits because of their blatant disregard for all laws of logic and common sense, thus leading us to do things and say things which are out of charcter for us. I am not naming any names and if anybody accuses me of referring to them, they should not be so paranoid (but if they really think I am talking about, which I probably am, but may not be [you can never be sure, so you should probably assume that I am not....but I might be] then they should think over why I might be talking about them, and consider the reasons why others wish they would dissapear and never post here again), but I digress.
In any event, please consider who is the REAL problem. I realize this is an open forum, and we can all post what we like within the limts you have set, but when a certain individual or individuals continues to be the source of all of the problems, I think some action (maybe a private e-mail...hmmmm, or banishment for life) is in order.
I look forward to your naming me supreme commander and dictator of this board.
With best wishes and kindest regards, I am
Cordially yours,
jlo820
P.S. - If there are any responses to this post which do not agree with me in the entirety, I will consider that defamation and have my lawyer file suit in federal court.
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