Posted by Phil on April 26, 2003, at 9:34:25
In reply to Re: I'm lonely dammit! » Greg, posted by Cam W. on April 24, 2003, at 21:04:17
LUBRICANTS, WOW, i'VE BEEN USING AXLE GREASE.
Didn't Portnoy use kidneys? Liver!! Liver/Lubricants...c'mere kitty.So I got a physical recently and the doctor said, "Where did you get these liver spots?"
So I had a physical recently and had the have the required prostate exam. (I choose my doctor by his ring size, you know..)
So he was, you know, testing and resting his left hand on my shoulder...uh, and then his, r-r-right hand, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I said, "Doc, is this part of my HMO Plan? They sure are sending clear messages these days."
What a sick doctor, huh? And you better believe I tell him that, every Tuesday when I have my "exam".So, my girlfriend was at the crib last night and I was having my usual Saturday night Cuban cigar, a little brandy, and some black tar heroin. Ooops, it was some type of rum, not brandy. Myers Rum I believe.
She said, "Phil, you know that men think their cigars are extentions of their penis'?"
I said, "If that were the case, Ambrosia Nadine Louise, I certainly wouldn't clip the end off and light it."Thank you..Thank you, Ed. What a shew, what a shew. We'll be back after this with Topo Gigio
and that group of boys all the girls want to meet, The Beatles!
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