Posted by Phil on July 27, 2002, at 11:25:14
The Psycho-Babble internet site operated by a passive-aggressive mad Dr. Bob, was shelled beyond recognition for a period of weeks from the miscontent mental cases that cluster here.
Words were hurled back and forth like incoming scud missles; often wildly off target but damaging just the same. The prestigeous(His words not the magazines)doctor many times a day had to jump into action to solve the problem by issuing PBC's to the insane refugees.
The doctor said the group needed to come together while reading from a speech his 8 year old daughter had penned for, as she says, "Daddy's nuts."
The warring worry-warts have come together and have now joined forces and 24 hours a day are firing scud missles at "Dr Doom", as he is affectionately known. The doctor sends them packing. Upon their return, they are twice as angry than before their block.
Dr. Bob, "I'm very smart and always thinking and I'm adding a new board to let the bad nuts have their own forum. After consulting my psychic, I will soon open the door to psycho-backstabble."
It will be my biggest franchise to date and I'm hoping to pull in some big numbers. Asked where he thought his great fortune came from. Suddenly thoughtful, hand on chin and staring out of his first floor office with a huge picture window looking out on UC's new cooling system, he thought for almost a minute. He turned to face me and with his thumbs in his suspender's said, "I just love my nuts."*Parody
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