The signs of getting old....

Posted by Greg on July 26, 2002, at 14:44:00

"Old" is when...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"Old" is when...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you are barefoot.
"Old" is when...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Old" is when..."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.
"Old" is when... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"Old" is when...An "all-nighter" means not getting up in the night to go to the bathroom.

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The signs of getting old.... Greg 7/26/02
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