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Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 14:51:15
i must admit, i've been known to propose to a few people (probably myself included).
now, upon recent events, i must stop this behavior, as i realize there is just one (or two, ok maybe three or four or five, it stops there though) that my heart belongs to.
that person is that hussy i know as zen. (mr kk don't read. toph, don't read. gabbi, oh dear, please don't read. owc, read all you want baby!! q, turn those eyes away. the rest of you know who you are. i do too, promise!)
ok, back to what i was saying. this post is for zen, that hussy. never have i ever thought someone knew the best way to my heart (you know what you've done woman!).
never have i ever saw a more beautiful person (other than myself of course. oh, you knew that was coming anyway, but you certainly know it's not true).
never have i ever known anyone so kind.
never have i ever thought i'd give up my engagements (or be proposed to in such a lovely way!).
so, as of today (or maybe jsut for the rest of the day) i will no longer ask for anyone to marry me.
then again zen (hey, that rhymes kinda) you know me, i'm anything but consistent. and you know you love that about me.
you've won me over. and i'd certainly make the prizes bigger, if only cereal boxes still had prizes. instead, you have to send in the top or go online and pay for shipping. at least there are puzzles on the back of the box.
but, just one last time, kk will you marry me?
Posted by fayeroe on April 30, 2007, at 17:36:15
In reply to HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT *lots of broken hearts*, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 14:51:15
Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 19:29:19
In reply to HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT *lots of broken hearts*, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 14:51:15
will you marry me?
i know, it didn't last long. but i just saw her in major league.
charlie sheen too (oh, his 'ways' make it even better..)
fayeroe, i've missed you, american woman. will you marry me as well?
gosh, i'm glad i got that out of my system. it must have lasted a good, what?, few hours? i would have asked the postman, but i've used that line on him before (it comes in handy as i often don't have the key to the po box)....
sorry zen, but you did get the first official 'proposal fast'!!!! congrats to you dollface!
Posted by Phillipa on April 30, 2007, at 20:03:27
In reply to rene russo,, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 19:29:19
Can this be a form of bigotry or do you have to marry first? Love Phillipa
Posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 21:18:52
In reply to Re: rene russo, » karen_kay, posted by Phillipa on April 30, 2007, at 20:03:27
i chose no particular preference regarding sex.
do you mean polygamist, like having more thna one wife/husband whatever? i think it's totally legal to be married, yet propose to charlie sheen, rene russo, fayeroe, zen, gabbi, myself, you, laurie, q, toph, mister bob, honore, declan, li, dinah, gazo, verne (will you verne? pretty please with strawberries on top), owc (i don't care if you say no 1000 times woman, i'll continue to bug you about it), tofubutt, jai, nikki, phil, slinky, bobby, racer, kid, sexie pie, tc, 10der, auntiemel, that duckie, kath, meri-tuli, chevy chase, the evil spiderman, steven colbert, the president of the united states (only so i coudl be queen of the usa, of course. seperate wings of the white house and that's not uncivil!), ws, or even kid a (who'll never see this anyway), or whoever i fancy at teh moment. even lalallalalalla or angela2, who i often get confused (sorry :)
i see not a darn thing wrong with that. i prefer to leave any and all options open. aren't most ladies like that?
besides, i'm so inconsistent, it's so very hard to narrow it down to just one. can anyone see my problem here?
Posted by fayeroe on April 30, 2007, at 21:23:43
In reply to rene russo,, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 19:29:19
Posted by Phillipa on April 30, 2007, at 22:02:10
In reply to how so dear? » Phillipa, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 21:18:52
I'd get too confused. I'd have to keep a list. Too complex for me to do. One at a time is all. Love Phillipa
Posted by philyra on May 1, 2007, at 9:50:14
In reply to how so dear? » Phillipa, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 21:18:52
Posted by karen_kay on May 1, 2007, at 14:17:36
In reply to i know there's a phil here but what about me too?? (nm) » karen_kay, posted by philyra on May 1, 2007, at 9:50:14
philly,
will you forgive me?
and marry me as well?
don't worry, we'll live with my sister (and husband, and duckie and nieces too!).
awaiting your reply,
kk
Posted by philyra on May 1, 2007, at 18:16:05
In reply to shoot.... » philyra, posted by karen_kay on May 1, 2007, at 14:17:36
yes! carry me away kk, and duckie, and mr kk, and sister kk. and all the other kk brides.
yours,
philyra
Posted by gardenergirl on May 2, 2007, at 17:54:42
In reply to rene russo,, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 19:29:19
I love Rene Russo! I want her hair. Check out her out in "The Thomas Crown Affair" with Pierce Brosnan. S-E-X-Y! He's not too terrible to watch, either.
Posted by philyra on May 2, 2007, at 20:49:19
In reply to Re: rene russo,, posted by gardenergirl on May 2, 2007, at 17:54:42
i like rene russo because she came out about having two moms... :)
yay rene russo.
take care
philyra
Posted by karen_kay on May 3, 2007, at 6:41:31
In reply to Re: rene russo, » karen_kay, posted by Phillipa on April 30, 2007, at 20:03:27
you meant bigamy, right? (believe it or not, i've been thinking about this word this whole time.. guess that's been about 3 or 4 days? i appear to think very little, i know, but believe me, it's jsut the wrong things i think about.)
sheesh, that's what i get for trying to be smart phillipa :)
but again, i think you have to marry all suitors for it to be illegal dear. (and i really thought you were calling me a bigot leaving me with a huge 'HUH?')
i still see not a thing wrong with asking several people to marry me, whether it's online, offline, the postman, women, my niece (ok, that's illegal, but i am fond of her!), my sister (hey, she washes dishes, though not very well. they still have a film on them, leaving us to rewash them. guess it's the thought that counts.) or the person who lends me $.15 when i'm shy at the gas station.
what can i say, that's my way of saying thank you, i guess?
hey phillipa, will you marry me? of course, you'd have to provide the ring and it would have to be worth at least half a million dollars.
i'll give you some time to consider...
well? it shoudln't take that much time. i'm quite a catch you know!
and trust me, it's very hard to keep track of. very hard indeed.
Posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 14:00:28
In reply to HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT *lots of broken hearts*, posted by karen_kay on April 30, 2007, at 14:51:15
Posted by fayeroe on May 6, 2007, at 14:06:50
In reply to Re: didya butter yerself up yet? luscious stuff! (nm) » karen_kay, posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 14:00:28
Posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 15:03:11
In reply to Re: didya butter yerself up yet? i'm washing up.. (nm) » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on May 6, 2007, at 14:06:50
Posted by fayeroe on May 6, 2007, at 16:16:46
In reply to good woman! didn't mean to imply yer dirty :P (nm) » fayeroe, posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 15:03:11
Posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 16:22:07
In reply to i'm not dirty. my kitchen was.............:-) (nm) » zenhussy, posted by fayeroe on May 6, 2007, at 16:16:46
Posted by karen_kay on May 6, 2007, at 21:23:31
In reply to Re: didya butter yerself up yet? luscious stuff! (nm) » karen_kay, posted by zenhussy on May 6, 2007, at 14:00:28
trigger... geez, never would i ever have thought i would get then and than confused. or at least doubt which was which..
with that out of the way.. i got buttered up (yummmmmmy, super yummmmy.. zen and peter parker, iwll you both marry me? oh, hussy, he's so awkwardly cute.....). went out lat night. first drink, ensure. second drink, gin and tonic. then, couple of beers and i was about half drunk!!!
yahooo! kk went drinkin, played pool, shook her butt and had some fun!!!! think i even peed on the side of a country road, but that's all of the nakedness that happened. that's very good, right?
hussy my dear, have i told you lately how very cute i am? indeed i am, or indeed i have. i loved the butter (have some in alvocodo, even if i can't spell it, or did i?... but, it's almost out and am very glad to have more butter. makes for easy movin....)
hussy, one day, i'm coming to see you and propose to you like a real lady should. you'll see....
thank you. for everything. my legs looked perfect in those heels and rolled up pants last night...
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