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Posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 12:53:25
In reply to Re: mr psychobabble usa!!!!!! » karen_kay, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:05:31
do you ever get anythign right woman?
of course not. why would i even bother asking? even with my illusions, delusions, psychosis (how's that plural again?), roadside assistant (wait, i'm thinking about my insurance i was paying yesterday. sorry, multitasking is hard when restarting meds....)...
what was i saying? oh, jsut that you are wrong. bean would hve totally beaten beefcake. and bean wore (to wear... oh god, i hate restarting topamax all done, is that right my personal assistant?) top sliders......
i'm done for now. i just hate feeling stupid. dense i can handle but not being able to figure out the word for to wear... goodness.
but, i can still spell 'you are wrong!!!!!' (and i wonder what bubba's up to? probably divorced, invovled in some affair with a client (not nearly as attractive as i), lost his license to practice, and finally invested in contact lenses.... one would only hope.
i also wonder from time to time about miss honey's cleavage..... i knwo you do too all done. don't lie.
Posted by zenhussy on April 24, 2007, at 14:23:23
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
>>> Oh, and in an act of shameless self-aggrandizement its my birthday. Not that it matters. <<<
It DOES matter. It is NOT shameless. And you're a peachy plum of a fella.
Wishing you natal day blessings and good fortune throughout the year.
what did the dogs get you for b-day? c'mon L&G have to have gotten you something....sloppy kisses? lap dog cuddles despite their being far larger than anything to fit in a lap? ;)
Posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 14:38:17
In reply to wrong wrong wrong... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 12:53:25
> do you ever get anythign right woman?
Yes. Ocassionally, I type anything right. But I have to think really hard about your vs. you're so I don't screw it up and it drives me nuts. ;)
> what was i saying? oh, jsut that you are wrong. bean would hve totally beaten beefcake. and bean wore (to wear... oh god, i hate restarting topamax all done, is that right my personal assistant?) top sliders......Beefcake's clogs and seersucker suit (not on the same day, of course, but I'm not exactly sure what he was thinking when he wore them) would trump Bean's top siders any day.
> i'm done for now. i just hate feeling stupid. dense i can handle but not being able to figure out the word for to wear... goodness.Your/You're/You are hardly stupid, kk. In fact, I consider you to be one of the most brilliant people I know. (There, do I get a proposal, yet?)
> but, i can still spell 'you are wrong!!!!!' (and i wonder what bubba's up to? probably divorced, invovled in some affair with a client (not nearly as attractive as i), lost his license to practice, and finally invested in contact lenses.... one would only hope.Haven't you heard? They discovered while Bubba definitely had more school spirit in his pinky than me, you, and kid combined (and I'll tell you, kid has some serious school spirit - I can just tell), he never graduated high school! He flunked Home Ec and had to go back. So, just last night he was sitting at home in his tidy whities reading "Everyday Living for Girls" (http://cgi.ebay.com/Everyday-Living-for-Girls-1936-Home-Economics-ETIQUETTE_W0QQitemZ280106866393QQihZ018QQcategoryZ279QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) and trying to create an edible recipe for Therapist Cookies. He was going to call you but got nervous and hung up the phone right after he dialed the last number.
> i also wonder from time to time about miss honey's cleavage..... i knwo you do too all done. don't lie.I do. No doubt.
Posted by gardenergirl on April 24, 2007, at 16:37:44
In reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:09:10
Hey Happy birthday! A special day for a special guy.
Cheers!
gg
Posted by Larry Hoover on April 24, 2007, at 16:43:18
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
Oh, sneak it in under a deceptive heading.....
Happy Birthday, Tophster!
Lar
Posted by TexasChic on April 24, 2007, at 20:14:06
In reply to Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by gardenergirl on April 24, 2007, at 16:37:44
Posted by Poet on April 25, 2007, at 8:04:27
In reply to chit chat, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 7:22:24
Posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
In reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:09:10
Thank you everyone for the wishes. I remember when my mom gave her little man a full glass of sherry on my 13th birthday. My face later fell into the mashed potatoes. When my friends came over to take me to a movie she paid for them to go see "Battle of the Bulge" while I slept it off. Those are the kind of birthdays I'm used to. Yesterday was nice, my son called from Boulder, my daughter called from Urbana, and my student teacher daughter had dinner with my wife who made lasagna and angel food cake, my favorites. My friends noticed on the internet. I was nice. The Bulls won, the Cubs lost, some things never change.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 25, 2007, at 14:32:05
In reply to Re: BIRTHDAY, posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
(happy belated birthday)
sounds really nice.
did you get ice cream with your cake? I tried to send it over b-mail but I got some funny error message:
ERROR 423 TOO MUCH GEL IN SERVER\ ICE CREAM DENIED ACCESS
-Ll
Posted by Kath on April 25, 2007, at 19:15:30
In reply to Re: BIRTHDAY, posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
Posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
In reply to Re: wrong wrong wrong... » karen_kay, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 14:38:17
you got the most sincere proposal long ago darling.....
i don't believe i ever got a ring.
i've been tricked yet again.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040517/msgs/350215.html
how's that for the best damn proposal ever? bet i've even got your husband beat?
yeah, yeah, i'll see what you come up with. but it jsut won't mend this broken heart. (unless of course you can bring chevy chase to my doorstep..... oh, now my heart's set on it girl. i know you can!)
Posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:52:11
In reply to about that proposal.... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
silly me...
it's the first post in the thread dear.
hey, i've always said i'm dense, haven't i? and i don't want to try again for fear of messing up again.
Posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
In reply to about that proposal.... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
Hate to disappoint you dear, but considering what your hoosier team did to mine in the super bowl, I believe that this union would be doomed for it's inherent irreconcilable differences. If you can convince the Colt team to mail the trophy to Chicago a proposal would be likely be forthcoming. I think any self-respecting football fan would trade their spouse for a Super Bowl trophy. You realize that this would make you my trophy wife kk.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 26, 2007, at 14:09:46
In reply to Re: about that proposal...., posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
Colts and proposals and marriage rites for trophy wives
Wow. this is getting ...
Well, I do declare!
"fetch me my smellin' salts!"
Posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:38:47
In reply to Re: about that proposal...., posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
of beign a trophy wife. no matter how it's taken, beit wife an actual trophy or what have you. just say you have some sort of beach, pond, boat, bath tub, large kitchen sink... any sort of water and tug boat and i'll fidn a way to let da bears have that blasted trophy...
and i must say, someone with that much passion (and that sort of grudge) is a perfect macth for me.
i didn't come here, lookin for trouble,
i'm jsut here to do the superbowl shuffle.will you at least do the dance?
jsut once?ok, at least several thousand times.
that's a complete must for me.expect that trophy soon, but are you willing to bail me out of jail (and the major trouble that will surely ensue?)
also, when everyone gets a glimpse of me on tv, are you willing to fight mr chevy chase for me? i've heard he's a real good fighter.... oh, and that steven colbert too. he's a real firecracker (and if i had his adress, i'd be camped out his bedroom (make that shower/bathroom) window 24/7. oh, come on, he'd be just as happy about it as i would.
now, after i see my 'crazy' dr (no, she really is crazy, her name tag says so, i'll put this plan into motion.....
Posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:46:33
In reply to voyerism » Toph, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 26, 2007, at 14:09:46
oh, but it will soon get better. don't pass out just yet darling....
you can be the second trophy wife.
perhaps toph will let you hod the trophy every once in a whiel and shien it ever so often too?
(oh, no trigger needed dear... where's your head at? i'm not dirty all the time... geez louise *per kath* she'd be real proud, wouldn't she? too bad she'll probably miss her own name mentioned here :) i'm mean like that!
voyerist, keep on watching, because i'm naked now and plotting to get that trophy. i've got my eye on the prize (toph that is as my last one just got blocked) and i fear my dream known as mister chase seems so far out of reach.
guess that's the thing about dreams, eh? no wait, guess that's the thing about stars, eh? they're so far out of reach. yeah, that's what i meant.
sheesh, can i go back to bed? or at least will they fire that blonde from teh view instead of rosie? she annoys me far more that rosie ever did. (you watch that li? the view.... that red head's my favorite. she's a firecracker too. i like her a whole lot, but couldn't tell you her name if my life depended on it. guess i'll call her kk?)
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 27, 2007, at 14:31:46
In reply to Re: voyerism » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:46:33
Sweetie, you can go back to bed and dream about Stephen Colbert in the shower all afternoon long. I think that's a lovely plan.
I try to avoid the view because babawawa annoys the hell out of me. I don't need "views" because I have my own.
I feel strangely... underoccupied. Could that be... because I am now phded? now i have a bit more time for daytime television.
stephen colbert. he's awfully clean cut. That means he's probably rowdy in other ways, since he cannot express his inner rebel via dress or haircut.
*yawn*
I think the geodon double dose (I forgot my morning dose and had to double up) is now kicking in.
If I gave a crap about a trophy, I'd probably never have the guts to steal it. Since I don't care I'd be much more likely to do something dumb and risky...
-Ll
Posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
In reply to i've always dreamt... » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:38:47
I informed a few of my friends that I might be taking on a new trophy wife. The guys said cool. The women, well they thought that the terminology lacked, shall we say, sensitivity. Not wanting to sound sexist or anything I have searched for a more appropriate description of my future partner. Forsaking the trophy (the adjective, not the symbol of football's greatest achievement - that's still part of the deal) I have chosen a more sensitve term for you kk... arm candy.
Posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 2:42:44
In reply to Re: i've always dreamt... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
Okay, make that eye candy. lol
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:19:54
In reply to Re: voyerism » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 27, 2007, at 14:31:46
he's earned the status... he's a mister now. he's got several articles in this book i'm reading. i might just decide to stalk (are they the same? stalk, like corn, as well as stalk, like follow and watch him in the shower? gosh, i don't ever remember feeling this dumb noodle.....) him now.
i was wearing a short skirt yesterday (hey, i'm still young enough to pull it off!) and my friend said 'hey! pull your skirt down, you aren't britney spears!' (we were talking in her backyard and she has a privacy fence. like she hasn't seen it before and i was wearing underpants anyway..) i told her 'you're not the paparazi so quit looking!'
i'm tired of feeling stupid, so i'm off to answer toph with somethign even more stupid, then read or soemthing.
have a lovely day (thinking of my skirt hiking up. you know you are!).
oh, and babawawa is rarely on there. rosie's a sight to watch on that show. she reminds me of a friend (? kinda) i have, full of all these theories. the one that doesn't wash her hair, well even less than i do. i just like watching her make that red head mad. i really like that red head. maybe i'll ask her to marry me one day, but i don't think she'd find it funny. she'd probably have me arrested. oh well, such is life.
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:30:36
In reply to Re: i've always dreamt... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 28, 2007, at 19:31:57
those that expressed objections (hey, i'm starting to feel smarter already. maybe i'm startign to wake up, or the coffee's kicking in?) to the terminology of a trophy wife were simply wrong.
no, i'm not afraid to say someone's wrong. now, assuming i become arm/eye/any sort of candy, a fight between me and said women friends may ensue. would you be willing to stand in such a place to make it look as if i punched them out, but you would do so instead? (i have little upper body strength and am in fact a chicken.. cluck cluck cluck...)
now, i may or may not talk nice or i may talk BIG in front of them. i'm counting on you to back me up, no matter what i say. that's the job of being one's trophy carrier dear.
i have no qualms with what you call me (hey, depending. don't call me dirty, unless we're under the sheets dear, then i prefer it....) hey, did i call that trigger, or what?
now, i'm not certain what sort of security is involved with this trophy you're after. (i'm having visions of catherine zeta jones in that movie now, where she moves through those lazers and such). more than likely though, i'll run in wearing a ski mask and black tights as fast as i can and widn up on the evening news.
does it count if i try and fail toph? do i get an A for effort? at least a bad *ss diamond ring? i'll settle for one of those candy ring pops right now. (just right now though)
Posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
In reply to about the women, (uh oh, dirty triggers!) » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 8:30:36
Somewhere I heard that the radical right resembles the radical left. Not that I'm thinking of you as being Rush Limbaugh or Chairman Mao, but I consider that radical absurity may resemble truth or loving each other intensely may spurn intense love of our IRL partners. This is about a deep as I go and it is giving me a headache. If you were really Rush maybe you could lend me some Vicodin.
Anyway, I'm thinking I may have to settle with you just being my trophy babbler and your words will be my eye candy (or is that virtual ear candy). As for that coveted silver-plated football, sadly it won't have the same luster if you stole it instead of my Bears winning it fair and square. Then there is the bother of having to bake a cake to conceal a file when I visit you in the slammer.
So I guess this means I will have to take my tuxedo back. You would have loved it, it was power blue with a ruffled shirt like my prom. You're gonna be okay and get through this, kk. I was crying bigtime this morning until the Bulls swept the Heat in 4. There's lots of fish in the freezer or whatever they say. And there's lots of psycho men on babble. But you'll always be my Hoosier trophy eye Starburst, karen_kay.
Love, Toph
Posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 21:02:07
In reply to Re:women » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
oh dear, now you'll have quite the mess on your hands (kk has always claimed to be quite the drama queen!)....
first off, i'm not quite sure (ok, woman stuff here.. but my hormones are waaaay out of wack and i am rather dense (quickly moving on to dumb :) if you're just playfully playing (can you use both those words in a row and get away with it?) hard to get here...
of if you're saying 'listen up hussy, this has jsut got to stop. you're way too irresistable for me and i just can't have you talking to me any longer. oh, how i long for you...' ok, i have to stop here, but you know what you're thinking!
so, you need to be more clearer (yes, clearer is a word, especially when used with more!).
now, to that crying part, especially the trigger. now, i may be talking about me crying, as i have not only found your conversation to be fun, but you may be crying as well. mr kk is 6 6 you know? (yes, i post this often. are you scared? wait, maybe i posted this just a bit too fast. i'm only joking dear. he's really a mere 4 foot 6 adn weighs a measly 65 lbs. he can't whip himself otu of a wet paper sack (baby, i love you! and gosh, i'm starting to confuse myself...
goodness, it's hard telling so many lies, isn't it? what were we even talking about again? oh yes, you making me cry! well, that's a bad deal for you sir! you'd be the one missing out.
wait, wrong approach. oh dear, what ever will i do? toph dearest, i'd jsut hate to think of missing out on the wonderful opportunity to be your trophy/eyecandy/ear candy/wishywashy/whatever you have me :)
but, does that mean we can still have a very healthy, happy, creepy, babble thing? what's the harm in that? i can still be your babble candy. you can still tell me how very wonderful i am. and we can go about our very happy dysfunctional ways?
and hey..... about that very wrong idea you had...about me being rush.. if i had vicodin right now, do you think i'd share? hahahahahahahaha.... you need to do some more research toph my friend. i'm known for picking pills up without knowing what they are and poppiing them in my moth, without a second thought. once, it jsut happened to be a tylenol pm. poor kk :(
let me know if you're interested in that trophey. you do the dance, i'll get that trophey. you have to wear the tights though....
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 29, 2007, at 21:38:03
In reply to Re:women » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 29, 2007, at 20:45:04
kk, you know I will always be grovelling at your polished toes begging you to take me back as your fiancée.
Please reconsider my option to get married in a hot air balloon drifting over the middle of the pacific ocean.
I'm really looking forward to having more "quality time" with you, now that Toph is out of the picture.
He's too much competition for me. I cannot keep up the sports banter unless it's with an old man with his hearing aid battery worn out. Then I just smile and nod... yes... the bearcubs are doing just finesucky thislast season. mmm hmm.
ever your devoted servant,
Ll
Posted by Toph on April 30, 2007, at 10:20:38
In reply to i think i may cry trigger! » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 29, 2007, at 21:02:07
"We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle..."You're taking this well KK. I have lost a lot of sleep over this, what with the images of the wedding popping up in my head. Bob would officiate, of course. Your husband would give you away (I mean, he'd have to wouldn't he?). Bob, would cite the Psycho-Babble Tips for Life. He'd announce our union and give me permission to kiss the bride. I'd plant a wet one and its off to the babble reception. Our first dance - the Super Bowl Shuffle, naturally. We'd serve chicken (Bob really likes chicken). Most everyone gets loaded and has a good time. I'd probably have to ask my wife about the consummation part, she's been pretty good about letting me go to PB functions, but this one she may have some concerns about. You'd probably be going on the honeymoon with Llurpsie because this is going to be in football's pre-season, and those games are kinda important (especially the first quarter). You know, priorities.
Some people have expressed concern about our torid affair kk. What's the worry about a couple of bipolars getting hooked up?. Oh sure, we'll have our ups and downs, but I have always preferred mixed nuts to those chex mixes anyway. Keep your chin up babe (it's alright if I call you babe, I never called anyone that before and all the cool singers do that).
Oh, the dreams we could have shared together.
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