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Posted by kid47 on April 23, 2007, at 17:24:25
In reply to Re: make it a real party..... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 16:50:01
Wild thing
You make my heart sing
you make everything.......
just peachy.You know how sweet, adorable, incredible and amazing I think you are. I have chased you around Babble Land for years. Maybe some day I'll catch you....that could be a lovely catastrophe;) You are a wonder.
Peace, love and happiness
kid (your favorite stalker)ps...If you tell your giant husband, I'll deny everything and tell him you've been drinking again (I think I can outrun him) =o/
Have an absolutely perfect day sugar.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 23, 2007, at 18:13:02
In reply to chit chat, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 7:22:24
Toph, you're awesome. come to chat whenever you want to.
You know I'm not always smartie-pants llurpsienoodle, dont you? Sometimes I'm dumb as doornails (((((((doornails)))))))
When I log onto chat sometimes I just log on to watch pretty colors go by. chatting under the influence (guilty). but not lately. unless by "under the influence" you mean all the crazy brains drugs I've been getting free samples of.
hmm. what's wrong with being surrounded by smart women anyways? are you afraid it might bring out your "inner smart woman"?
kk's right, we need more men in chat, and not just to make silly cleavage (or lack thereof) jokes, but also to keep us informed about the latest happenings in male-land. You're a vital source of information. Otherwise we just speculate on what male motives are.
some tips to make chat easier
say hi.
announce that you're just here to watch for a whilesee if anyone is talking about things that interest you
see if anyone is talking about things that really bother you (or if it's a specific person you're avoiding) you can use the option to ignore a particular person. then their little messages don't appear on your screen
if I start acting too smart, you can ignore me. that's cool.
start a new topic if you notice that you're tongue tied. you did this masterfully last night regarding dogs and dinah. you don't even realize how masterful that was. then you only have to pay attention to dinah's color and scan occasionally for the word "dog"
You should also know that it's usually not THAT busy. mostly less than 5 people in chat, in my experience. then the lines don't go by quite so fast. once it gets closer to ten, it's hard for anyone to follow. Don't be too hard on yourself.
I can't even follow myself half the time. or wait. what was I talking about? huh? then I just watch for a while until I can pick up somewhere.
take care,
Ll
Posted by karen_kay on April 23, 2007, at 19:33:18
In reply to Re: make it a real party..... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 16:50:01
toph (now, imagine i'm down on one knee. and i didn't even do that with my husband you know. i was drunk when i asked him and to this day it's still up in the air who asked who (or is it whom?). i do know i first asked him when i caught him wiping down my bathroom sink after washing his hands..... oh, the simple things always turn me on?!) but, back to what i was saying...
i'm asking you if perhaps, one day, in a manic craze, maybe, perhaps, we shall get married and then forget it ever happened?
now, you must know, i do not ask everyone on this board to marry. in fact, i believe i have asked >30. but, that doesn't make it any less sincere... but, you do have money, correct? details, details....
about the new rule... about copying and pasting without written consent of said poster: oh yes! i must agree! as i have always claimed, i am rather dense, anything but consistent and most certainly charming. now, take that into consideration (especially the charming part), that leaves me with several drunken postings, pretty bad grammar, (i'll not even discuss my typing and spelling skills, as they are quite obvious) and oh, sometimes the things i think. from time to time, i whence when i read what i've written from years ago. thank goodness for that horrid memory (or at least i can blame my inconsistency, right?)
about chat all going away... i wouldn't be too sure of that. remember last night what you said about me? being a complete hussy? when you thought i wasn't listening? well, i was! and i must say, i'm bringing that chat conversation to the boards!!!
have a great day toph. and please do consider my invitation. i must warn you though, i am dx with bipolar disorder, and have been accused of beign flighty from time to time. oh, there is another man in my life right now, his name is mister bob (you may know him as dr bob) and he has one heck of a right hook. watch out for him.
Posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 6:34:11
In reply to Re: make it a real party..... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 16:50:01
this is my first post ever... and it resulted in a pbc. go figure.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20030925/msgs/267491.html
at least i've started to learn a bit about the rules of civility around here (hint: don't ever write that what someone is posting is disgusting!)
oh dear, you have me archiving. but now, i'm after you! and i'm going to find somethign very good! (and looking back, my therapist wasn't nearly as attractive as i thought. in fact, my female therapist i currently have looks a whole lot like my old one. what's that mean, you think?)
Posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 6:48:40
In reply to Re: make it a real party..... » karen_kay, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 15:59:09
do you really have one? i think i'd go with silicone honestly.
my mother and her ex had one. upon returning from paris, my ex fell asleep and when he awoke, my mother (with even a more wicked sense of humor than my own) replaced me with her own vixen doll. i kid you not. talk about a rude awakening for my ex.
another time, she pulled a container out of the kitchen cabinet and asked him to sample it. he did and claimed it tingled is tongue. you can only imagine what it was.
yet again, she slipped a pair of edible undies into his coat.
yeah, that's where i get it.
Posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
In reply to vixen doll and sex gel triggers... » Toph, posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 6:48:40
I can't respond to all of the above other than to say I rarely get manicky much but I have been since Easter for whatever reason and it worries me a bit because I am annoying and irritable and flighty and have loose associations and, did I mention, I can be annoying. Oh, and in an act of shameless self-aggrandizement its my birthday. Not that it matters.
Posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:05:31
In reply to mr psychobabble usa!!!!!! » karen_kay, posted by karen_kay on April 23, 2007, at 16:23:32
I think maybe I should be embarrassed, but I'm not. :-)
BTW, Miss Karen, Beefcake was soooooo the winner.
Posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:09:10
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
I hope you have a great day and can get out and enjoy the nice weather before it goes away again.
Do you like cake? I'll make whatever you like as long as the recipe does not call for sex gel from kk's mom's kitchen cabinet.
Have a very Happy Birthday!
Laurie
Posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 12:45:36
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
your birthday does matter. happy birthday. you know, it is your very own personal holiday dear, special only to you. so, you should celebrate it.
adn i take your response to mean that's a 'no' to my proposal? goodness, i do believe that is a first! CONGRATULATIONS to you!!!! my first broken heart.. i think i like you even more toph! (playing hard to get is a great way to keep em coming back for more!!!!)
have a perfect day and do celebrate!
kk
and i haven't foudn you to be annoying in the least. quite the opposite actually.
Posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 12:53:25
In reply to Re: mr psychobabble usa!!!!!! » karen_kay, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:05:31
do you ever get anythign right woman?
of course not. why would i even bother asking? even with my illusions, delusions, psychosis (how's that plural again?), roadside assistant (wait, i'm thinking about my insurance i was paying yesterday. sorry, multitasking is hard when restarting meds....)...
what was i saying? oh, jsut that you are wrong. bean would hve totally beaten beefcake. and bean wore (to wear... oh god, i hate restarting topamax all done, is that right my personal assistant?) top sliders......
i'm done for now. i just hate feeling stupid. dense i can handle but not being able to figure out the word for to wear... goodness.
but, i can still spell 'you are wrong!!!!!' (and i wonder what bubba's up to? probably divorced, invovled in some affair with a client (not nearly as attractive as i), lost his license to practice, and finally invested in contact lenses.... one would only hope.
i also wonder from time to time about miss honey's cleavage..... i knwo you do too all done. don't lie.
Posted by zenhussy on April 24, 2007, at 14:23:23
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
>>> Oh, and in an act of shameless self-aggrandizement its my birthday. Not that it matters. <<<
It DOES matter. It is NOT shameless. And you're a peachy plum of a fella.
Wishing you natal day blessings and good fortune throughout the year.
what did the dogs get you for b-day? c'mon L&G have to have gotten you something....sloppy kisses? lap dog cuddles despite their being far larger than anything to fit in a lap? ;)
Posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 14:38:17
In reply to wrong wrong wrong... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 24, 2007, at 12:53:25
> do you ever get anythign right woman?
Yes. Ocassionally, I type anything right. But I have to think really hard about your vs. you're so I don't screw it up and it drives me nuts. ;)
> what was i saying? oh, jsut that you are wrong. bean would hve totally beaten beefcake. and bean wore (to wear... oh god, i hate restarting topamax all done, is that right my personal assistant?) top sliders......Beefcake's clogs and seersucker suit (not on the same day, of course, but I'm not exactly sure what he was thinking when he wore them) would trump Bean's top siders any day.
> i'm done for now. i just hate feeling stupid. dense i can handle but not being able to figure out the word for to wear... goodness.Your/You're/You are hardly stupid, kk. In fact, I consider you to be one of the most brilliant people I know. (There, do I get a proposal, yet?)
> but, i can still spell 'you are wrong!!!!!' (and i wonder what bubba's up to? probably divorced, invovled in some affair with a client (not nearly as attractive as i), lost his license to practice, and finally invested in contact lenses.... one would only hope.Haven't you heard? They discovered while Bubba definitely had more school spirit in his pinky than me, you, and kid combined (and I'll tell you, kid has some serious school spirit - I can just tell), he never graduated high school! He flunked Home Ec and had to go back. So, just last night he was sitting at home in his tidy whities reading "Everyday Living for Girls" (http://cgi.ebay.com/Everyday-Living-for-Girls-1936-Home-Economics-ETIQUETTE_W0QQitemZ280106866393QQihZ018QQcategoryZ279QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) and trying to create an edible recipe for Therapist Cookies. He was going to call you but got nervous and hung up the phone right after he dialed the last number.
> i also wonder from time to time about miss honey's cleavage..... i knwo you do too all done. don't lie.I do. No doubt.
Posted by gardenergirl on April 24, 2007, at 16:37:44
In reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:09:10
Hey Happy birthday! A special day for a special guy.
Cheers!
gg
Posted by Larry Hoover on April 24, 2007, at 16:43:18
In reply to Re: vixen doll and sex gel triggers..., posted by Toph on April 24, 2007, at 11:37:03
Oh, sneak it in under a deceptive heading.....
Happy Birthday, Tophster!
Lar
Posted by TexasChic on April 24, 2007, at 20:14:06
In reply to Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by gardenergirl on April 24, 2007, at 16:37:44
Posted by Poet on April 25, 2007, at 8:04:27
In reply to chit chat, posted by Toph on April 23, 2007, at 7:22:24
Posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
In reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOPH!!!!!, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 12:09:10
Thank you everyone for the wishes. I remember when my mom gave her little man a full glass of sherry on my 13th birthday. My face later fell into the mashed potatoes. When my friends came over to take me to a movie she paid for them to go see "Battle of the Bulge" while I slept it off. Those are the kind of birthdays I'm used to. Yesterday was nice, my son called from Boulder, my daughter called from Urbana, and my student teacher daughter had dinner with my wife who made lasagna and angel food cake, my favorites. My friends noticed on the internet. I was nice. The Bulls won, the Cubs lost, some things never change.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 25, 2007, at 14:32:05
In reply to Re: BIRTHDAY, posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
(happy belated birthday)
sounds really nice.
did you get ice cream with your cake? I tried to send it over b-mail but I got some funny error message:
ERROR 423 TOO MUCH GEL IN SERVER\ ICE CREAM DENIED ACCESS
-Ll
Posted by Kath on April 25, 2007, at 19:15:30
In reply to Re: BIRTHDAY, posted by Toph on April 25, 2007, at 8:07:00
Posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
In reply to Re: wrong wrong wrong... » karen_kay, posted by All Done on April 24, 2007, at 14:38:17
you got the most sincere proposal long ago darling.....
i don't believe i ever got a ring.
i've been tricked yet again.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040517/msgs/350215.html
how's that for the best damn proposal ever? bet i've even got your husband beat?
yeah, yeah, i'll see what you come up with. but it jsut won't mend this broken heart. (unless of course you can bring chevy chase to my doorstep..... oh, now my heart's set on it girl. i know you can!)
Posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:52:11
In reply to about that proposal.... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
silly me...
it's the first post in the thread dear.
hey, i've always said i'm dense, haven't i? and i don't want to try again for fear of messing up again.
Posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
In reply to about that proposal.... » All Done, posted by karen_kay on April 25, 2007, at 22:47:22
Hate to disappoint you dear, but considering what your hoosier team did to mine in the super bowl, I believe that this union would be doomed for it's inherent irreconcilable differences. If you can convince the Colt team to mail the trophy to Chicago a proposal would be likely be forthcoming. I think any self-respecting football fan would trade their spouse for a Super Bowl trophy. You realize that this would make you my trophy wife kk.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 26, 2007, at 14:09:46
In reply to Re: about that proposal...., posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
Colts and proposals and marriage rites for trophy wives
Wow. this is getting ...
Well, I do declare!
"fetch me my smellin' salts!"
Posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:38:47
In reply to Re: about that proposal...., posted by Toph on April 26, 2007, at 10:56:25
of beign a trophy wife. no matter how it's taken, beit wife an actual trophy or what have you. just say you have some sort of beach, pond, boat, bath tub, large kitchen sink... any sort of water and tug boat and i'll fidn a way to let da bears have that blasted trophy...
and i must say, someone with that much passion (and that sort of grudge) is a perfect macth for me.
i didn't come here, lookin for trouble,
i'm jsut here to do the superbowl shuffle.will you at least do the dance?
jsut once?ok, at least several thousand times.
that's a complete must for me.expect that trophy soon, but are you willing to bail me out of jail (and the major trouble that will surely ensue?)
also, when everyone gets a glimpse of me on tv, are you willing to fight mr chevy chase for me? i've heard he's a real good fighter.... oh, and that steven colbert too. he's a real firecracker (and if i had his adress, i'd be camped out his bedroom (make that shower/bathroom) window 24/7. oh, come on, he'd be just as happy about it as i would.
now, after i see my 'crazy' dr (no, she really is crazy, her name tag says so, i'll put this plan into motion.....
Posted by karen_kay on April 27, 2007, at 5:46:33
In reply to voyerism » Toph, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on April 26, 2007, at 14:09:46
oh, but it will soon get better. don't pass out just yet darling....
you can be the second trophy wife.
perhaps toph will let you hod the trophy every once in a whiel and shien it ever so often too?
(oh, no trigger needed dear... where's your head at? i'm not dirty all the time... geez louise *per kath* she'd be real proud, wouldn't she? too bad she'll probably miss her own name mentioned here :) i'm mean like that!
voyerist, keep on watching, because i'm naked now and plotting to get that trophy. i've got my eye on the prize (toph that is as my last one just got blocked) and i fear my dream known as mister chase seems so far out of reach.
guess that's the thing about dreams, eh? no wait, guess that's the thing about stars, eh? they're so far out of reach. yeah, that's what i meant.
sheesh, can i go back to bed? or at least will they fire that blonde from teh view instead of rosie? she annoys me far more that rosie ever did. (you watch that li? the view.... that red head's my favorite. she's a firecracker too. i like her a whole lot, but couldn't tell you her name if my life depended on it. guess i'll call her kk?)
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