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Posted by galkeepinon on July 6, 2003, at 17:42:57
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Posted by Gabbix2 on July 6, 2003, at 18:43:24
In reply to hope this makes someone smile..........., posted by galkeepinon on July 6, 2003, at 17:42:57
it made me smile
Thanks,
30 MINUTES!!!
how can anyone tell??When I took Home ec all those years ago, we were lectured about not smoking pot, one of the myths about pot it said on our sheet was that it made orgasms last longer.
The truth was, according to the same sheet,
Was that it didn't, it just made them SEEM longer.
As it is a sensation originating from the brain I still can't see what the difference isOh well..
Posted by whiterabbit on July 6, 2003, at 20:57:09
In reply to Re: hope this makes someone smile..........., posted by Gabbix2 on July 6, 2003, at 18:43:24
Posted by galkeepinon on July 6, 2003, at 22:00:17
In reply to Wow I can relate to the mantis! LOL (nm), posted by whiterabbit on July 6, 2003, at 20:57:09
LMAOROTF-you are too funny!!!
ya know-I think I can relate to the mantis 2 LOL
no, I'm sure of it ;)
Posted by galkeepinon on July 6, 2003, at 23:52:57
In reply to Re: hope this makes someone smile..........., posted by Gabbix2 on July 6, 2003, at 18:43:24
LOL
> it made me smile
> Thanks,
> 30 MINUTES!!!
> how can anyone tell??
>
> When I took Home ec all those years ago, we were lectured about not smoking pot, one of the myths about pot it said on our sheet was that it made orgasms last longer.
> The truth was, according to the same sheet,
> Was that it didn't, it just made them SEEM longer.
> As it is a sensation originating from the brain I still can't see what the difference is
>
> Oh well..
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