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Posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
I'm Slob, your host for the evening. Starting us off tonight was Short People by Randy Newman, Whipping Post by the Allman Brothers, Vincent by Don Mclean, Crazy on You by the always beautiful Ann and Nancy of Heart, and You're so Vain by Carly Simon. Thanks for joining us...I'll be right back with more horribly depressing music rrrrrrrright after this. Are you tired, lethargic, sad, not seeing your friends? Is it pitch dark 24 hours a day? Can you sleep 74 hours straight, eat, and go back to bed? These could be signs of depression. Bad ass depression. At Custom Blends, we've mixed up some real crowd pleasers.
Try our new Prozac Classic with a touch of Zyprexa. If you don't mind a few extra pounds, we now offer KlonoPax, now in carefree mints.
And, don't forget our coffee blends, Mocha Mirapex, Jamaican RastaRitalin(our best seller) and, of course sample all of our decaffeinated Xanax teas. We've been in business 12 years except for year six-I was in the psych ward. We are located behind Fred's Blues Bar in the turquoise 15' trailor. See ya, hear?
Okay we're back, 15 songs in a row starting with Janis Ian's supurb classic..Seventeen. You're listening to KRAP, 296.33 on your dial reminding you: Never take your first dose of Remeron before meeting your blind date..I learned the truth at seventeen my boyfriend lived on pinto beans I couldn't fit into my jeans and Wally smelled like Frankensteen.
Thanks Janis, next up, the revered Bobby Goldsboro with Honey. See Honey, how big she's grown, Vato it ain't been that long, she was a twig. And Honey I miss you and I'm stoned real good I'd love to be with you but Paxil killed my wood. Hey, new lyrics, Bobby Goldsboro ladies and gentlemen. Here we go with Mandy by Barry Tangelo..Oh Mandy, you kissed me and I was still baking and I sent you shopping for ding dongs, Hershey's Kisses and Fruit Loops and Salems and you ran away....
Well, that's it for the Slob tonight, up next is Ms Figured to drop your spirits to an all time low. She'll be here right after Old Folks Boogie by Little Feat. Bi...
Posted by Kar on January 10, 2003, at 22:48:37
In reply to Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
Phil you're a goofball! i always get a kick out of your amusing little posts...
I planned on adding some cleverness with some other drugs, but fatigue has commenced. Maybe tomorrow (but the pressure's on!)...
makes me think we should start some kind of "Mad Libs" thread...
Thanks for the chuckle,
Karen
Posted by Gracie2 on January 11, 2003, at 0:47:06
In reply to 2 hoots and 3 hollers » Phil, posted by Kar on January 10, 2003, at 22:48:37
Where can I get that there Xanax tea?
Posted by Noa on January 11, 2003, at 9:02:16
In reply to Long-time listener, first-time caller, posted by Gracie2 on January 11, 2003, at 0:47:06
I marvel at what is brewing in that noggin o' yours, Philly, boy. That was a HOOT!!
Posted by rayww on January 11, 2003, at 18:49:24
In reply to Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
do you just rattle these off? have you been doing this the whole four years of your PB life? I wish I would have discovered this site four years ago, but alas, at that time I didn't know I needed it. I was hooked on webhealing back then, obsessed with grief, loss and death.
Seeing you write like this makes me wonder at what point you become serious, or if you are always writing with tongue-in-cheek. dang. we probably can't use that term any more.
Anyone over 50 has to be really careful these days. Can't say thong, gay, freakin, screw, and probably shouldn't say tongue-in-cheek. that is, if one wants to be "proper".
Is there a definition of proper these days?
Posted by syringachalet on January 11, 2003, at 23:41:37
In reply to Re: Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by rayww on January 11, 2003, at 18:49:24
Hey, Phil,
Where did you get those 7 special herbs and spices to write this one...does the old fart from KFC know you got them???
Take four Xanax out of the petty cash in my top drawer and dont play with the flashlight...
station 309.81 PTSD signing off for the night
syringachalet
Posted by kath on January 12, 2003, at 14:21:43
In reply to Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
LOLOLOL Thanks Phil
You Da Man! Kath
Posted by shar on January 15, 2003, at 0:30:45
In reply to Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
hahahahahaha...man, Barry Tangelo is the best, idn't he?
Those lyrics should be carved above the Muzak Hall of Fame...you kissed me while I was still baking...........hahahaha
I always wonder what you've added to your cocktail when you post these things--
S
Posted by mair on January 16, 2003, at 7:47:33
In reply to Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial, posted by Phil on January 10, 2003, at 20:23:10
Hey those are my Call letters - you can't steal those! (-:
Mair
Posted by syringachalet on January 16, 2003, at 15:35:49
In reply to Re: Welcome to Psycho-Babble at 296.33 on your dial » Phil, posted by mair on January 16, 2003, at 7:47:33
Hey, Phil... dont get your undies in a wadd!! LOL
I will start my own thread...
radio 309.81 PTSD signing off to a different frequecy..
syringachalet
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