Psycho-Babble Writing Thread 672409

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What to do..

Posted by susan47 on July 31, 2006, at 20:17:10

Say a friend gives you two zucchini and one of them is the perfect shape and size of a dildo or a vibrator that would hit your G-spot .. do you use it and take the risk that (a) you'll blush every time you see your friend thereafter, or (b) you'll be turned off of zucchini and/or vibrators the rest of your life, or (c) a combination of both negative reactions .. or what if, you just did what feels good and felt bad and perverted about it later .. or what if you just forget the whole damn thing and return your overdues?

Re: What to do.. » susan47

Posted by llrrrpp on August 1, 2006, at 0:34:56

In reply to What to do.., posted by susan47 on July 31, 2006, at 20:17:10

This is a question for the ages.

I say- have fun, then make a salad and forget about the whole thing.

and then go return your overdues. satisfied.

what a kind friend.

-ll
p.s. why feel guilty? who exactly are you hurting? It's your body, and your vegetable.

Re: What to do..

Posted by Declan on August 1, 2006, at 14:48:59

In reply to Re: What to do.. » susan47, posted by llrrrpp on August 1, 2006, at 0:34:56

Quite right, Lurps. That's exactly what I was thinking. Let's practice conservation.

Re: What to do.. » llrrrpp

Posted by susan47 on August 1, 2006, at 23:14:32

In reply to Re: What to do.. » susan47, posted by llrrrpp on August 1, 2006, at 0:34:56

Skipped the fun, ate the zucchini. Ah, yes.. eating it was probably almost as good as having sex with it. :) If I had. Had sex with it, the zucchini, that is.
Whew. What a mouthful.... mmmmm ... I have a dirty mind.

Re: What to do.. » susan47

Posted by llrrrpp on August 1, 2006, at 23:18:32

In reply to Re: What to do.. » llrrrpp, posted by susan47 on August 1, 2006, at 23:14:32

dirty mind is a healthy mind, as far as I'm concerned!
-ll

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