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Posted by sleepygirl on May 19, 2005, at 22:50:20
I hate plaid
it makes me mad
if you make me wear that skirt
I'll hit you with my loafer
you asked for it,
any other shoe won't do
no you won't find me in my class,
I'm too depressed so I can't pass
maybe it's an allergic reaction to the wool
Make me wear that blazer,
and I'll have to get you with my tazer
Posted by cockeyed on May 20, 2005, at 23:15:37
In reply to silly tazer tag, posted by sleepygirl on May 19, 2005, at 22:50:20
oh my god...wool. Wool. Wool. Damn all sheep, wolves have all the fun. But I remember my catlick school days, my blazer and...pure torture wool trowsers. Still school sure beat hell out of home and I actually learned a lot. Unfortunately a whole lot that was poppycock mixed with codswollop. I'm lucky: can't wear loafers. I loaf with the best of them, but I am one of the bigfoot clan. Still...jeez, I can't think of anything but my sister and her friends who'd hoist up their skirts as soon as Sr. Gunda Gunda wasn't looking...but that has nothing to do with depression. I got it but don't know what it is. Maybe you should hurl one loafer after another at a convenient wall. A bit of constructive exercise...or if not a wall, slam 'em on a sidewalk, hard. Oh, yeah, is a tazer that game with lights or whatever or is it that "humane" flying cattle prod. And now I know it's way past my bedtime because I'd suggest paint ball art. Just shoot at a chunk of plywood and see if you can do a Salvator Dali. Or just write more poems because this one is fun and it's got that rhythm thing that hooks you right in. cockeyed.
Posted by sleepygirl on May 21, 2005, at 23:42:18
In reply to Re: silly tazer tag, posted by cockeyed on May 20, 2005, at 23:15:37
alleee-looo-yaaahh-too-yah cockeyed one,
yes, you got it, tazers are the "humane" flying cattle prods. I must admit I learned a lot too, took me a while though to stop checking for those horns I always expected to break through my scalp and start growing. Then I'd be "outed", and that's it. One of satan's posse, the eternally damned. "yo, yo, yo devil's in the house!" whatcha gonna do when they come for you, "Get in that closet, dammit!" "On your knees and pray!", (I'm dramatizing from the movie "Carrie"). hee, hee
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