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Posted by karen_kay on January 22, 2008, at 13:09:31
you said "OK, k or Oh kk, the check is in the mail. But who is going to pay for all the extra therapy I now need?"
what exactly do you mean by that? i'm feelign highly offended right now. unless of course, you're talking (writing, whatever!) about the therapy you need because of your wife seeing them?
or maybe you need therapy to get over me?
looking on the positive side here!!!!
kk
oh, and my sister always used to (and still does) say 'ok, kk?!' will you marry me, adn i can pretend you are my sister? you'd have to shave of course...
Posted by Toph on January 22, 2008, at 15:40:19
In reply to toph!, posted by karen_kay on January 22, 2008, at 13:09:31
Could be from seein you neked, could be from seein my wife seein me seein you neked, could be me wantin to see my shrink seein you neked, or could be from worryin about Mr kk seein me seein you neked. Theres a lot to seek treatment about here.
Posted by karen_kay on January 22, 2008, at 16:12:00
In reply to Re: » karen_kay, posted by Toph on January 22, 2008, at 15:40:19
he knows about my 'boyfriends' and naked (neked) pictures. he's currently encouraging me to send them out, since i have no job or income.
i had a shrink once that i wanted to see naked (neked), or at least wanted him to see me naked (neked). i wonder if he then would have to see another one, jsut because he saw me naked (neked)?
and mister kk can't grow a mustache. i always tease him that he hasn't hit puberty yet! (there's really something to this 'marrying younger' thing. whiel he calls me old and makes fun of the fact that i actually watched 'growing pains' without it being in syndication, i make fun of him for not eing able to buy beer on our weddign day. (actually, his birthday is wednesday and he'll be 23! jackpot!!! that's damn near illegal, eh?)
so, back to seeing me naked (neked). it's not hard to do. jsut catch me when i'm not taking my meds, or give me a six pack and watch the clothes fly!!! (and that leads to very serious consequences the day after!!! trust me!!)
i'm waiting for that check hun. then i'll send more pics!
and are we ever gonna get married or what? i'm serious. we can move to utah (no offence anyone in utah, ok? but, whiel i'm on the subject, how can anyone stand to live in utah anyway? god, i drove through that place and it seriously made me sick to my stomach!!)..
what was i saying again? somethign about us gettin married.. lemme know. and tell your wife for crying out loud!
your not so secret admirer (did i spell admirer right? or does it have an 'o'? oh, who cares anyway. you know what i mean)
soon to be mrs toph
Posted by Toph on January 23, 2008, at 9:14:51
In reply to about mister kk... » Toph, posted by karen_kay on January 22, 2008, at 16:12:00
Moustaches are important karen. When I was 20 I had one of those wannabe moustaches that looked like my lip was dirty. Now I have to trim it all the time, especially to clip the grey hairs out. I am getting more grey so pretty soon I'll have one of those dirty lips again. You don't mind hair in the sink do you. This could be a deal breaker.
Utah's OK with me. I love mountains and it might be a good spot to have a couple wives. Kinda tough to buy a 6-pack whenever you want so maybe we should think about Wyoming or something.
Posted by karen_kay on January 23, 2008, at 10:42:18
In reply to Re: about mister kk..., posted by Toph on January 23, 2008, at 9:14:51
hey you! i was just talking to mister kk last night about the 'dirt' on his upper lip :)
about hair in the sink: as long asyou clean it up afterwards, i don't have a problem with it. actually, one of the first times i met mister kk, i noticed he wiped my bathroom sink, after he was done washing his hands. i asked him right there 'will you marry me?' of course, he said no, and i went on sleepign with various men and proposing liek there's no tomorrow. no one took me up on my offer, until he finaly decided he would indeed make me his wife. (now, just because i'm married, doesn't mean i can't get moustache rides from strangers does it? now, that's a deal breaker right there!)
i forgot the point of my post. i don't really think there was a point to begin with anyway. jst wanted you to know, that hair in the sink is no problemo!, jsut as ong as you clean up your hairy mess afterwards. you do clean, don't you?
i'm looking for a man who will cook me dinner, bathe the duckie, rub lotion on me (hey, i'm serious there!), make money, but not actually leave the house or work, and tell me every second of every day how very talented, gorgeous, perfect (oh, i' sure you know the rest..) i am. are you willign to do these things? and pay the bills?about utah: what, they have laws against liquor? we must look elsewhere then. i do believe in kentucky you can marry anyone you wish. perhaps we should check into that state? and i've always had a fondness for montana. actually, more like a strange obsession really. i do't really believe tht state exists anyway. have you ever met anyone from montana? seriously, i never have and i've never heard of anyone who used to live there.
so, this is how it will go. you will have to fight mister kk to win my heart (among other things). i mist warn you, i do believe he is seriously in love with me, so this fight could get nasty. and i don't believe he fights fair either, so you might want to wear a cup or some sort of protection (then again, i'm not interested in havign anymore children anyway, so maybe you should jsut gorget the cup adn let him sterilize you with a punch to the crotch? hey, it's cheaper than going to the doctor and habving them do whatever in the world they do to make you not able to have children anymore! soething to think about dear!). so, back to this fight. he's only about 6 6, so you shoudl be able to take him. that moustache gives you super powers anyway, right? and you might want to bring a baseball bat, or some other sort of weapon. just a head's up!
ok, so when are you going ot show up? i want to make sure i look good for this event. i've jsut unpacked all my 'fancy lingere', so i'll be sure to wear something jsut for this!
oh, and he might take out his aggression for his 'team' blowing it, on you! beware of football rage coming your way!
lemme know dear,
kk
Posted by 10derHeart on January 23, 2008, at 13:23:17
In reply to moustache ride, 5 bucks.. (this is gettin dirty) » Toph, posted by karen_kay on January 23, 2008, at 10:42:18
>have you ever met anyone from montana? seriously, i never have and i've never heard of anyone who used to live there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unabomber
...and now he's living very "securely" in Colorado.
My apologies to Montana residents that this was the only person who immediately came to mind....I'm still thinking on it.....
...and it is a breathtakingly beautiful state!
Posted by karen_kay on January 23, 2008, at 13:58:12
In reply to Re: there is one person who used to live there » karen_kay, posted by 10derHeart on January 23, 2008, at 13:23:17
maybe it's a sign? :) don't live in montana! they've got unabombers there!
can you think of anyone else? and didn't he live in a shanty? goodness... that's too much!
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on January 23, 2008, at 21:20:42
In reply to ha! » 10derHeart, posted by karen_kay on January 23, 2008, at 13:58:12
ahem....
Dr. Noodle currently resides in "montana"
duh!
just ask jammer. she knows
Posted by jammerlich on January 23, 2008, at 21:35:50
In reply to Re: ha! » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on January 23, 2008, at 21:20:42
I know all about "montana," but Montana is a whole different ballgame!
Posted by karen_kay on January 24, 2008, at 10:31:31
In reply to Re: ha! » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on January 23, 2008, at 21:20:42
but, that doesn't make it a state, now does it? :)
do they have lots of chinese balls in 'montana'? :) hope so, he needs a closet full!
when you going to visit with my kid again? he misses his gorgeous aunti li!!!
i've missed you tons,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on January 24, 2008, at 10:33:25
In reply to Oh, yes...... » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by jammerlich on January 23, 2008, at 21:35:50
you said something about a ballgame. mister noodle should be well prepared to play :)
you ladies (though at first i was going ot say guys, but everyone knows you two are definetly ladies!!!) are too much...
counting the days until february!
kk
Posted by jammerlich on January 28, 2008, at 15:43:54
In reply to are you bringing up those chinese balls again? » jammerlich, posted by karen_kay on January 24, 2008, at 10:33:25
Are you sure? Isn't AllDone holding most of Mr. Noodle's balls now? (Sorry, couldn't resist being a little naughy)
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on January 28, 2008, at 15:55:44
In reply to Re: are you bringing up those chinese balls again? » karen_kay, posted by jammerlich on January 28, 2008, at 15:43:54
yes, AllDone has all the balls,
except for chinese balls that rattle around in KK's head.
as far as mr noodle's balls go. well, you'll have to ask him?
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