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Posted by karen_kay on June 15, 2007, at 7:23:08
7:59:48: mister bean sits at his desk and pulls tag from his shirt, realizing he has, in fact, once again put his shirt on backwards. hoping to impress miss honey he has purchased a highly expensive kathy lee via woman's department, yellow cotton shirt, yet failed to put it on properly. miss honey, tryign to impress bean, is too busy studying her latest agenda to notice mister bean's 'fashion' shirt from the local kmart, or the fact that it's on backwards. nor does she notice the fact he's removing the tag with a pair of rusty toe nail clippers right in front of her.
8:00:00: mister bean begins to speak, trying in a sexy voice 'so miss hhhhhhoney...'. at the same time, miss honey, so intent on studying her newest agenda, drops it to the floor. they both extend arms for the agenda at the same time, eyes down towards the floor, heads bumping and making a sound resmebling watermelons busting and knocking about. the only sound that remains is one of 'oh!' and head rubbing, and the left-over soudn of confusion. mister bean looks down at the agenda, as this time miss honey didn't make a copy for him, and notices scribbles on the side, much like ones that high school girls draw when in love. one has stick figures drawn in compromising positions. one has simply the initials 'm. h + m. b 2gether 4ever'.
8:04:32: the tension is mounting. heads hurt. mister bean has just discovered miss honey's schoolgirl crush. miss honey has just discovered mister bean's shirt is on backwards. the sheer horror and embarrassment of the situation. you can cut the tension with a knife. just then, a clown knocks on the window (and it's the third story?) mister bean either has some odd friends, or has some further out their clients than miss honey.
8:05:72: (wait, the seconds don't go that high, do they? and no, i'm not high...) his client, it seems, is threatening to end it all, if miss honey doesn't give up her famous 8am time slot. poor miss honey. seems their mutual love will have to wiat for yet another day to be discovered, discussed and delivered. and even worse, she may have to give up her coveted 8 am time slot for a clown (YES, A CLOWN!).
tune in next week for the gripping conclusion. will miss honey ever recover from this headache, due to mister bean's huge noggin? and why do they give her antibiotics (though that sure explains all that feminine itching she's been having for the past few weeks.). also, find out how msiter bean manages to cut his nipple while shaving his toe hair.
(thanks miss honey, that sure was fun. hope you enjoy it as much as i did :)
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 15, 2007, at 7:55:17
In reply to latest bean and miss honey agenda, posted by karen_kay on June 15, 2007, at 7:23:08
And how did you know I have "feminine itching???"
O my KK. My Bean. My agendas. How I love to casually drop them to accidentally bump heads with Bean.
KMart, as you know, is not too far off the mark there. I think he prefers the Jacqueline Smith collection though. There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, like a man in a paper thin short sleeve dress shirt, with a tie, a sleeveless undershirt underneath, and a twinkle in his eye...
Posted by gardenergirl on June 15, 2007, at 8:32:05
In reply to Re: latest bean and miss honey agenda » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 15, 2007, at 7:55:17
Posted by Phillipa on June 15, 2007, at 10:54:13
In reply to Re: latest bean and miss honey agenda » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 15, 2007, at 7:55:17
KK welcome back. Love Phillipa hard to keep up with you have you seriously considered being a writer?
Posted by fayeroe on June 15, 2007, at 17:05:14
In reply to Re: latest bean and miss honey agenda » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 15, 2007, at 7:55:17
my face hurts from laughing at this " There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, like a man in a paper thin short sleeve dress shirt, with a tie, a sleeveless undershirt underneath, and a twinkle in his eye..."
does this mean that you think Miss Jacquie is a better designer than Miss Kathy Lee?
MissKK is already on her way to becoming a writer. AND she is getting Brenda Ueland's book!!!!!!
i love KK's stuff.......(also in a biblical way)
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 16, 2007, at 10:42:18
In reply to Re: latest bean and miss honey agenda » Miss Honeychurch, posted by fayeroe on June 15, 2007, at 17:05:14
Hi KK and Miss Honeychurch, nice to meet you Miss Honey.
I sincerely wish you all the best of luck with your Mr. Bean. May all your wildest stick-figure fantasies come true- and may your noggin recover soon from the latest tryst.
kk- you are too much. my mind is spinning due to your gloriousness :)
-Ll
Posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 8:28:30
In reply to Re: latest bean and miss honey agenda » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 15, 2007, at 7:55:17
let us just say....
if i have problems with it, and i'm having a relationship with Mister Bean (see, i'm trying to be formal adn proper, using Caps and everything here. i'll trying to tell you this as gentle as possible dear, because on top of the itching part, i know how mush this must hurt. to hear this via letter, instead of in person. oh, the horror!)...
wait, i've forgotten where i was. i'll start over again...
you see miss honey. when a man loves a woman (that would be bean lovign me) and he forgets certain forms of contraception. then, he sees his early client (that being you), who (or whom?) also forgets certain forms fo contraception, that leads to certain types of viruses being spread. (you following me here?)
i'm unclean woman. understand that? now, i don't have a name like a certain hussy i know, who flaunts it or anything, (not to mention names but ZENHUSSY) but i do get around.
and i think that twinkle in his eye was left over form me, as i was sneaking out the window just as you got there. i failed to include that part :) didn't want to post your first one in so long and throw myself in there so soon doll.
and to be serious for a minute (not that i was lying or anything), i've missed you SOOOOOO much that my rear end is sore (ok, i did take a nasty spill earlier this week, but that's nothign to do with my rear hurting sweetie). and to think you have nothing to add? silly girl. you're wonderful. fantastic. perfect (those two perfect melons, among other things dear). don't ever let me read you write that again, you hear me? i'll be tempted to hop a flight to montana and give you a sore rear!
honestly missed you for the last hundred years doll,
kk
(be sure and tell bean i'll see him tuesday around 8, k?)
Posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 9:22:55
In reply to feminine itching triggers and name dropping » Miss Honeychurch, posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 8:28:30
severe typos, typing slurs (mush instead of much?), and hang-over posting in prior post.
do be careful kk. and must invest in an assistant (with a firm rear).
Posted by fayeroe on June 17, 2007, at 9:49:52
In reply to woah! » karen_kay, posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 9:22:55
"do be careful kk. and must invest in an assistant (with a firm rear)."
i'll start my exercising now. i need a second job.
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 17, 2007, at 11:02:18
In reply to feminine itching triggers and name dropping » Miss Honeychurch, posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 8:28:30
> honestly missed you for the last hundred years doll,
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> kk
>
> (be sure and tell bean i'll see him tuesday around 8, k?)Whoa- you got a lot of stamina for a centenarian. Just know that feminine itching at your age could evolve into sepsis or something drastic.
-Ll
Posted by karen_kay on June 19, 2007, at 10:50:35
In reply to I've so missed this!!!!!!! :) (nm), posted by gardenergirl on June 15, 2007, at 8:32:05
me too! i've been rading the archives and i'd almost forgotten how very much bean's missed me as well.
dratted man keeps calling me and i have no idea how he got my number. (i hesitate to call him a man considering all his blunders though. seems he's very near feminine in his ways, behaviors and lines of thinking).
thanks gg, and i think i neglected to tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR!!!! what is it now, 21? you're legal now, better be careful....
kk
Posted by karen_kay on June 19, 2007, at 10:55:14
In reply to Re: woah! » karen_kay, posted by fayeroe on June 17, 2007, at 9:49:52
you are absolutely perfect! but, you better send leon along as well. i think i'm developing a 'thing' for him as well. seriously, he's the first thing i look at every morning. how odd is that? (my niece made a comment about that 'travelocity knome' (and i have no idea how to spell that) but, it led to me showign her the picture of leon, and this obsession with him....
i may be in love with both leon and his owner. oh, the things we could do together.... i fear we'd all have sore rears ends, you me, leon, miss honey, bean. maybe we could talk laurie into joining as well? she's a superb typer and speller! (though i wonder if she'd join in escaping through the window.)
Posted by karen_kay on June 19, 2007, at 11:03:56
In reply to Re: feminine itching triggers and name dropping » karen_kay, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on June 17, 2007, at 11:02:18
great, now i wonder if i'm septic. i have all sorts of scratches on my legs (sure, i went to the restroom in the woods, fell several times on branches, but that's besdies the point). i fear freddy kruger has been joining me in my dreams. and everyone knows that he uses those rusty fingernails to cut. does that lead to tetnus (isn't that some sort of infection? i fear i'm full of all sorts of virus, infections, and other sorts fo odd diseases that have yet to be discovered....)
at my age (and i once told a young kid that i was 42 and he believed it.. i was tickled to death. i often lie about my age, jsut to see if people will believe it.. hey, and get this, i was carded at a bar the other night! i blew the bartender a kiss. i thought about it, and blew her antoher one, nto out of spite, but out of sheer love! sheesh, i'm nearign thirty and to be carded, i'm truly honored!) i fear i'm no longer able to fight any sort of infection. oh dear, mayube i'm beginnign to become septic. don't plant these thoughts in my head.
i am not septic.
i do not have any infections.
i am healthy.
(sorry, doing positive self-talk online dear, just to reinforce the fact that i'm healthy, as i'm considering taking iron pills to help fight off some of these bruises. blech! i barely bump into the wall now, as i used to on regular basis and had no battle wounds, but now i have these huge bruises everywhere, covering my beautiful legs and arms. i'm left wondering, 'do people think my darling husband beatrs me?' not hardly, i'm jsut clumsy..)i'll continue for jsut a moment, if you don't mind...
i'm healthy. just clumsy :)
ok, i'm done... and i'm only 45, i think...
Posted by Phillipa on June 19, 2007, at 21:28:22
In reply to oh geez, hypochondriac trigger!* » LlurpsieNoodle, posted by karen_kay on June 19, 2007, at 11:03:56
Seriouly vitamin C will help you fight off infections and helps brusing I take 2000mg of ester C a day. Love Phillipa but seriously watch out for the tics as you don't want lymes like me. Love Phillipa
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 20, 2007, at 8:13:31
In reply to feminine itching triggers and name dropping » Miss Honeychurch, posted by karen_kay on June 17, 2007, at 8:28:30
KK,
Bean likes clean ladies. Nice try though. He likes good girls with names like Honeychurch and Sugarmagnolia. Here in Virginia feminine itch is caused by humidity and pantyhose.
My Beanie...
Posted by karen_kay on June 20, 2007, at 16:19:44
In reply to pantyhose and humidity » karen_kay, posted by Miss Honeychurch on June 20, 2007, at 8:13:31
since the lewis black special last night on the boob tube.
mister bean (see, you always forget the mister part dear. have soem respect for the title. eh is a doctor, right? oh, or are you flirting with some silly man without a proper degree, running a business out of some back alley?) fools people with his half *ssed appearance. you see dear, those who dress in jaclyn smith, via kmart clothing, top sliders (he was the one, right? lady, that's been at least 17 years ago and i can't remember what i wore yesterday, let alone what mister bean wore on december 12, 1973), and short sleeved shirts with a tie are really, really REALLY dirty at heart. they actually prefer dirty women like me. just where do you think i got the 'itch' from? hmmmmm? it certainly wasn't from that murderer i once knew. or that guy on the radio i hear from time to time. it's from the guy who appears to be nice and clean, but really is dirty and filthy and you wouldn't believe the things he likes.
we can tlak about this in private if you like. he may appear sweet and gentle and naive, but really underneath all that hair, there's a monster waiting to come and play. believe me, it took a belt to keep him under control ;)
and panty hose? no wonder..... i thought those were just for women who went on oprah and were afraid to show off their leggies... i haven't worn them since my sixth grade dance.
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