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Posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
My sister came back home. We started talking about sex somehow and she mentioned that I don't know many sexual euphemisms. Then she said a couple and I really didn't know what she meant.
I don't have friends I really talk to and my friends don't talk about sex.
I like not knowing. I'm going to stay this way.
Deneb*
Posted by Phillipa on August 22, 2006, at 10:03:28
In reply to I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
Deneb that's your choice. Love Phillipa
Posted by Racer on August 22, 2006, at 15:32:20
In reply to I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
Posted by llrrrpp on August 22, 2006, at 23:15:53
In reply to I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
I know lots of sexual euphemisms. This always catches my friends off guard, because they think I'm a married, conservative, stuck-up, super-geek nerdzoid. They forget that the mind is a tool, and nearly any topic can be researched and studied. So... I've never done drugs, but I can talk drugs with the average college kid.
I guess it's because I live vicariously from other people's diverse experiences. I don't have to necessarily experience it all myself. Well, some of it I can never experience, lacking certain anatomy. um. but I think it's good to talk about. You never know what you might learn-- as long as you're comfortable, and you won't have regrets when you sober up.
-ll
Posted by Racer on August 23, 2006, at 2:28:33
In reply to Re: I don't know many sexual euphemisms » Deneb, posted by llrrrpp on August 22, 2006, at 23:15:53
> I know lots of sexual euphemisms. This always catches my friends off guard, because they think I'm a married, conservative, stuck-up, super-geek nerdzoid.
You say that as though it's a bad thing! That's pretty much my goal in life, what I want to be when I grow up...
:-D
Posted by verne on August 23, 2006, at 22:06:40
In reply to I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
Dreaming up new sexual euphemisms is what I do. But I'm such a prude no one would recognize them.
Vribble
Posted by Phillipa on August 23, 2006, at 22:20:34
In reply to Re: I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by verne on August 23, 2006, at 22:06:40
Hi Sweetie weren't you on a vacation? Why not e-mail me about it. who watered your tomatoes while you were gone? Love Phillipa
Posted by verne on August 23, 2006, at 22:30:56
In reply to Re: I don't know many sexual euphemisms » verne, posted by Phillipa on August 23, 2006, at 22:20:34
I think my tomatoes went on vacation with me. Somehow I manage to give away about two pounds a week - saying a lot since I must have bought closet cherry tomatoes. I bought one cherry tomato plant yet all four produce cherry tomatoes!
I guess I like it since I don't like big boring tomatoes. I got butterbutt squash all over the place but just give it away when I can. Peddling free squash is a full time job! (shame on you who think I might be talking about something other than squash)
verne the verbissin und verboten
Posted by Phillipa on August 23, 2006, at 22:34:23
In reply to Re: I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by verne on August 23, 2006, at 22:30:56
Vern ummm fresh vegtables. I just sent you an e-mail. Love Phillipa
Posted by Fallsfall on August 24, 2006, at 15:03:16
In reply to I don't know many sexual euphemisms, posted by Deneb on August 22, 2006, at 2:06:39
I don't know them either, and I'm a lot older than you.
Posted by llrrrpp on August 24, 2006, at 20:50:42
In reply to Re: I don't know many sexual euphemisms » Deneb, posted by Fallsfall on August 24, 2006, at 15:03:16
It's all in the delivery,
you just say something kind of mysterious, and wait for a pregnant pause, while you tilt your head about 15 degrees, stare someone straight in the eyes, and have a slight smirk on your face.
Something like this:
I painted my walls yesterday...
Did you get it?
:o)
-ll
p.s. it's been a while since I've "given away squash" as they say. One of my friends said that it was his "full-time job" once upon a time. That must have been quite strenuous.
Posted by gardenergirl on August 24, 2006, at 21:15:35
In reply to It's all in the delivery, posted by llrrrpp on August 24, 2006, at 20:50:42
Burgess Meredith lets loose with a ton of them while peeking out the window. It's hysterical! Plus, it's a great movie.
Posted by Phillipa on August 24, 2006, at 21:43:37
In reply to Rent Grumpy Old Men, posted by gardenergirl on August 24, 2006, at 21:15:35
Oh that was funny a good movie. Love Phillipa
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