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Posted by saw on September 9, 2004, at 3:05:12
Things to do at the grocery store while your spouse / partner / significant other is taking his/her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in Housewares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick Your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. (Oops - I think this one is in bad taste - Sabrina)
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'. (Also in bad taste. S)
And last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
Posted by pantt on September 9, 2004, at 9:57:13
In reply to Things to do while waiting, posted by saw on September 9, 2004, at 3:05:12
Posted by just plain jane on September 11, 2004, at 18:41:58
In reply to hee hee hee ! good ideas! (nm), posted by pantt on September 9, 2004, at 9:57:13
Posted by Susan47 on September 11, 2004, at 20:20:26
In reply to Things to do while waiting, posted by saw on September 9, 2004, at 3:05:12
This is the end of the thread.
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