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Posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
Whether I belong here or not, wanted to share this.
Here are some amazing facts and tips, that those Sneaky dieticians keep all to themselves, and will never ever share with you.
1 : Diet tip: Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit.
2 : Diet Tip: Before consuming any chocolate, first break it into pieces. The process of breaking allows the calories to leak out!
3 : Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
4 : Diet tip: A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Much more productive.
5 : Diet tip: If you want to lose a little weight, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
6 : Diet tip: Eat equal quantities of dark chocolate and white chocolate. This is a balanced diet.7 : The problem: How to get a kilo of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
8 : The problem: Melted chocolate on your fingers. The solution: you're eating it too slowly.
9 : Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
10 : - Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?- A. Because no sane person wants to quit.
11 : If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
12 : Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do Today. That way you’ll be guaranteed to at least get one thing done.
Sabrina
Posted by partlycloudy on September 8, 2004, at 9:54:12
In reply to Diet tips for Chocoholics, posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
LOL!! Now I know how to improve my day... thanks for the laugh.
Posted by gardenergirl on September 8, 2004, at 10:52:52
In reply to Re: Diet tips for Chocoholics » saw, posted by partlycloudy on September 8, 2004, at 9:54:12
That's great! I love the leaking of calories part!
Take care,
gg
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on September 8, 2004, at 12:04:48
In reply to Diet tips for Chocoholics, posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
Posted by AuntieMel on September 8, 2004, at 13:55:58
In reply to Diet tips for Chocoholics, posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
My diet tip. If you are only eating a meal so you deserve the dessert - skip the meal. You'll consume less calories.
Posted by Susan47 on September 11, 2004, at 21:00:39
In reply to Diet tips for Chocoholics, posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
Posted by Angel Girl on September 12, 2004, at 9:46:41
In reply to Diet tips for Chocoholics, posted by saw on September 8, 2004, at 9:45:37
I love that. Never read it before. I think #12 is my favorite since I never seem to get anything done. That way, I'll feel like I've accomplished something and I'll feel good doing it too.
Thanks for the laughs.
angel girl
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