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Posted by WorryGirl on December 11, 2002, at 18:29:45
THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the mall
Not a shopper had stayed home or a sales clerk at all
The sale signs were hung from the racks with great care
In hopes that big spenders soon would be thereWhen from a men's clothier there arose such a clatter
All heads craned inside to see what was the matter
For I, with my Visa and the stores with their lines
Had prepared ourselves for a long day of whinesThen what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a huge bearded man with a loaded revolver
As mad as a hornet, and probably as quick
I knew in a moment he must be an escaped convictAnd more rapid than eagles everyone crouched down
As he shouted "I want my money back, and right now!"
And so up to the register the sales clerk soon flew
With a sleigh full of toys and his refund, too.He left the stunned store with a leap and a bound.
He was adorned with metal studs and his belly was round.
He spoke not a word but just plowed through the door
With the gun in his pocket and his receipt on the floorAnd laying his finger up the side of his nose,
He mumbled about the challenge of finding good clothes
But I heard him say as we still shook with fear
"Merry Christmas to all, but shop the internet next year!"
Posted by Kar on December 11, 2002, at 21:25:24
In reply to 'Twas the Week Before Christmas, posted by WorryGirl on December 11, 2002, at 18:29:45
This was from a Joke of The Day.I can't remember the website but I'll cite my source when i find it. I don't usually like Christmas jokes, but...
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(to the tune of "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree")
Markin' Around the Christmas Tree
(What a doggie holiday
Just doin' what comes naturally
Even though it's Christmas Day.Markin' around The Christmas Tree
Gotta squirt each present twice
Spreading our scent on all this stuff
It's a doggie paradise.There may be some screaming when the humans rise at dawn
(but remember)
Grandma wraps her gifts in plastic
Hey - come on - it's nothing drastic.Markin' around the Christmas tree
We just do what boydogs do
Doin our duty gracefully
And we'll share our loot with you.Markin' around the Christmas tree
All precautions were in vain
We must own everything we see
So we stake our doggie claim.Markin' around the Christmas tree
We don't see the problem here
But if we're caught we know that we
Will be dragged off by the ear.People shout and tell us we are evil little curs
(but remember)
We're not trying to be snotty
YOU installed this indoor potty!Markin' around the Christmas Tree
Gonna check our list off twice
When Santa visits, we know he
Can just sniff out who is NICE!
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