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Posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51
In reply to Re:..just me? and another embarassing proposal... » Phil, posted by wendy b. on November 4, 2001, at 0:53:08
> Again, Phil, I ask you: will you marry me? I'm dyin' here...
>
>
> sheepishly,
> (yak-ishly?) yours,
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> Wendy__ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?
:^)Phil
Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25
In reply to Where are you Wendy...., posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51
Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
jokingly, Kristi
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> > Again, Phil, I ask you: will you marry me? I'm dyin' here...
> >
> >
> > sheepishly,
> > (yak-ishly?) yours,
> >
> > Wendy
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> __ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?
>
> :^)Phil
Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 12:03:11
In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25
Posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 13:17:01
In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25
> Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
Oh but Kristi is it worth the hurt! Kazoo and Willow are not paired. The rogue stood me up too many nights, how many pieces can you cut out of one heart till it dies?
Besides yearning for fellow cyber pals is rough on my fingernails and has added pounds to my figure.
Wacky Willow
Posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39
In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25
> Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
>
> jokingly, KristiKristi - I'll ask my wife...
Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 16:14:27
In reply to -Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 13:17:01
Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 16:16:58
In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39
> > Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
> >
> > jokingly, Kristi
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> Kristi - I'll ask my wife...Cam..... you are too cute! :-)
Posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 18:17:36
In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39
Posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 21:46:06
In reply to Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? (nm) » Cam W., posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 18:17:36
Willow - Well, Kristi wanted to be part of a PB couple, and I am willing to oblige. But after thirteen and a half years of marriage, I have learned that it is better to ask my wife for her okay before I do anything. Ask Greg (sans A.); he's met my wife and will vouch for me. - Cam
Posted by wendy b. on November 4, 2001, at 22:25:20
In reply to Where are you Wendy...., posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51
> > Wendy
>
> __ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?
>
> :^)Phil
________
Dearest Phil,THANK GOD! you've seen the light! If only you could see the tears of joy streaming down my face...... Hee hee.
8^)
Seriously, though, I need laughter, you have given me joy, Phil, right here on my little computer screen... It's kinda amazing. I really do want "L'essence de Phil" somehow in life, in my life...
I have no yak. I have a cat named Huckle Jr. He is happy as hell to have Jack the yak come up here (the finger lakes region of new york state), and after speaking with him, he agrees we'll have to buy a taller, wider kitty box. Oh, and, er, he's alright with sharing the kitty litter with Jules, too...
But we'll iron out all those little details when you get here...
All the love this depressed woman can give,
which is, really, a lot,
Wendyps:
Cam, get the tux, man, I think it's really happening...(I'm in shock!)
Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 8:25:40
In reply to Re: Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? » Willow, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 21:46:06
Cam
Your post showed some similarities to my own situation, marriage. I wonder if marriage in itself can cause "mood swings" and/or "anxiety?"
Would your wife agree to swapping? I've given this much thought. I would like to open a "swap shop" where wives could bring their used husbands and trade, no lawyers fee required (sorry AKC.)
She might not mind if she gets another who doesn't have annoying habits that irritate her?
Wildcat Enterprises
CEO Willow
Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 9:31:05
In reply to Okay I get it ..., posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 8:25:40
Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57
In reply to Or maybe it's best to start with fresh material ;) (nm) » Willow, posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 9:31:05
Krazy Kat
You missed the concept. Us, wives could discuss good and bad habits. This way you know what you would be getting in trade. For example hubby A (leaves seat up, but picks up dirty laundry) could be traded for hubby B (picks his teeth at the kitchen table, but is built like a fantasy.)
Would you prefer a trade or fresh material?
CEO Willow
Posted by sar on November 5, 2001, at 11:00:48
In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57
Willow,
you are too much...
this could be featured on *Oprah* to give it a good kick-off, or in *Redbook* with some examples of exemplary trades.
no longer unemployed!
sar
P.R. rep @ Willow Enterprises
Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 11:21:04
In reply to Re: No, no ... » Willow, posted by sar on November 5, 2001, at 11:00:48
Sar
I was ready to tell you that you don't qualify because you have to be legally married, no young chicks with big floats, the hubbies may get restless if we ask them to return to more mature wives.
Then I was all happy to hear about your new job, but oh my gosh it's with us. Are you aware that this is a non-profit organization? We work to improve the mental health of all adults.
Who knows though you may find yourself a fun-loving sugar daddy? Whose to say that there are no benefits?
Welcome Aboard
PR rep Sarps perhaps you could also work in our verification department
this is a pure sweat labour of love deprartment
Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 12:57:22
In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57
but I understand your concept. :)
Posted by susan C on November 5, 2001, at 15:39:58
In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57
yo, willow,
would this be like trading in a used car and buying used cars? I am experienced in used car sales, so that would make me very qualified to manage the transactions, I am an excellent 'closer'...I even have experience in finance, so if someone needed a loan, or conversely, if someone was 'downsizing'...
Oh, dear, talk about treating 'women like objects' lol
mouse rolling on the floor
susan C
> Would you prefer a trade or fresh material?
>
> CEO Willow
Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 19:23:19
In reply to Re: yes yes yes, posted by susan C on November 5, 2001, at 15:39:58
What women would really want to downsize?
and Kat you can have Kazoo on trial for a couple months. He can be real sweet when he wants to, but I have to warn you he is a little tempermental yet just humour him and he'll be fine. You would have to return him though for the New Year's Bash!
Winking Willow
Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 20:14:44
In reply to but but ..., posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 19:23:19
well, if I could find him, I'd take him in a second. :) I hear he has big feet and we know what that means...
Posted by sar on November 6, 2001, at 23:07:15
In reply to Re: No, no ... » sar, posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 11:21:04
> Sar
>
> I was ready to tell you that you don't qualify because you have to be legally married, no young chicks with big floats, the hubbies may get restless if we ask them to return to more mature wives.
>
> Then I was all happy to hear about your new job, but oh my gosh it's with us. Are you aware that this is a non-profit organization? We work to improve the mental health of all adults.
>
> Who knows though you may find yourself a fun-loving sugar daddy? Whose to say that there are no benefits?
>
> Welcome Aboard
> PR rep Sar
>
> ps perhaps you could also work in our verification department
> this is a pure sweat labour of love deprartmentyou crack me up, sweetheart...
re: more mature wives--cook better, more sexual experience, more money, mo' smarter, don't run off at keggers to snort shitty crystal meth
when i was 18, a man seriously offered to me my sugar daddy! i said no. oh the stupidity of youth...
"We work to improve the mental health of all adults." i think that's great, i love playing matchmaker anyway, and i'm technically an adult so wouldn't i be enrolled in your 401k plan or whatever?? having insurance sho' would improve my mental health.
work in the verification dept too? what do you think i am, a slave? as long as its okay with you that i keep a flask in the drawer...
love,
sar
Posted by Dr. Bob on November 7, 2001, at 10:08:09
In reply to Any input Dr Bob? (nm), posted by Phil on November 3, 2001, at 18:00:31
Hi,
Sorry, I should've made an announcement, this site is now receiving funding from Bounty paper towels:
Bob
PS: Just kidding! I think it may have to do with the particular light yellow color I picked. Some monitors may not be able to display it exactly and instead try to approximate it by "dithering" a couple other colors, creating that pattern.
Posted by Phil on November 7, 2001, at 12:37:11
In reply to Re: input, posted by Dr. Bob on November 7, 2001, at 10:08:09
Posted by Shar on November 7, 2001, at 23:51:47
In reply to Re: input, posted by Dr. Bob on November 7, 2001, at 10:08:09
> Hi,
>
> Sorry, I should've made an announcement, this site is now receiving funding from Bounty paper towels:
>
> http://www.bountyfamily.com
>
> Bob
>
> PS: Just kidding! I think it may have to do with the particular light yellow color I picked. Some monitors may not be able to display it exactly and instead try to approximate it by "dithering" a couple other colors, creating that pattern.
Posted by Cam W. on November 8, 2001, at 0:44:26
In reply to Re: input, posted by Dr. Bob on November 7, 2001, at 10:08:09
> PS: Just kidding! I think it may have to do with the particular light yellow color I picked. Some monitors may not be able to display it exactly and instead try to approximate it by "dithering" a couple other colors, creating that pattern.
Dr.B. - I finally see what Phil had said. The computer at work has the Bounty background. Perhaps you could add those little flowers or patterns; maybe evenly spaced serrated lines :^)
- Cam
Posted by Willow on November 8, 2001, at 7:16:41
In reply to Re: input » Dr. Bob, posted by Cam W. on November 8, 2001, at 0:44:26
>I finally see what Phil had said.
Welcome to reality!
Northern Willow
ps say hi to Greg, tell him we're getting snow
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