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Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Cam

Posted by Phil on November 3, 2001, at 20:54:21

In reply to Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Greg » Phil, posted by Cam W. on November 3, 2001, at 18:59:13

> > Explorer..I just started seeing this pattern, which is actually nicely textured.
>
> Phil - I'd like to do an experiment....Send me half of your drugs.....

Did you want 2 of the 4 of the combo or did you want half of the quantity of each of the 4?
Remember the key is to wash them down with a small swig of Regular Unleaded. Gotta go Cam...time to feed the yak.

 

Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Cam

Posted by Willow on November 3, 2001, at 22:12:44

In reply to Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Cam, posted by Phil on November 3, 2001, at 20:54:21

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After staring at a pattern you can see it on the blank white screen too. There's actually an outline around the whole thing, but i couldn't figure out how to make the vertical sides and the bottom line should be flush to the lasst row. I used the per cent sign when I actually just wanted little circles. Anyone who is still following this the box should be square and it is repeated over over again, this is the pattern.

I will give Cam, who should know better, and Phil a slap on the hand for mentioning sharing of liscensed (sp?) contraband. And perhaps this thread should be moved to the admin board or because we're discussing actual vision problems which may be caused by prescription pharmaceuticals (sp? again) should it go over to the babble board?

PHIL do you really have a yak? Is the domestic variety smaller than the wild one which measures 6 ft at the shoulder and 14ft long which 3ft is tail?

Wondering Willow

ps the movie "all the pretty horses" isn't a romance.

 

The above post ...

Posted by Willow on November 3, 2001, at 22:15:39

In reply to Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Cam, posted by Willow on November 3, 2001, at 22:12:44

was meant for Cam too but not just him in particular. And my carefully laid out pattern got shuffled in cyberspace, but it does give an idea of what I mean.

 

Re: Wonderin willow

Posted by Phil on November 3, 2001, at 23:12:46

In reply to Re: Is it just me? Am I hallucinating? Cam, posted by Willow on November 3, 2001, at 22:12:44

PHIL do you really have a yak? Is the domestic variety smaller than the wild one which measures 6 ft at the shoulder and 14ft long which 3ft is tail?

Wondering Willow


Actually I prefer the wild ones. I have one for a house pet. Took a lot of training and $25000.00 in cat litter. Walking Jack (that's his name) around my neighborhood really gets people rocking. Got kids chasing me, laughing as we go by, horns honking, and a redneck perched on his roof with a 30-30 aimed about 2 feet from my head. Yesterday, deer season opened down here and I think you could also buy a yak liscence.
I didn't know. Who would think Texas would have hunting permits for domesticated yak?

Phil

 

Re:..just me? and another embarassing proposal... » Phil

Posted by wendy b. on November 4, 2001, at 0:53:08

In reply to Re: Wonderin willow, posted by Phil on November 3, 2001, at 23:12:46

> > Phil - I'd like to do an experiment....Send me half of your drugs.....
>
> Did you want 2 of the 4 of the combo or did you want half of the quantity of each of the 4?
> Remember the key is to wash them down with a small swig of Regular Unleaded. Gotta go Cam...time to feed the yak.


(....)


> Actually I prefer the wild ones. I have one for a house pet. Took a lot of training and $25000.00 in cat litter. Walking Jack (that's his name) around my neighborhood really gets people rocking. Got kids chasing me, laughing as we go by, horns honking, and a redneck perched on his roof with a 30-30 aimed about 2 feet from my head. Yesterday, deer season opened down here and I think you could also buy a yak liscence.
> I didn't know. Who would think Texas would have hunting permits for domesticated yak?
>
> Phil

_________


Again, Phil, I ask you: will you marry me? I'm dyin' here...


sheepishly,
(yak-ishly?) yours,

Wendy

 

Where are you Wendy....

Posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51

In reply to Re:..just me? and another embarassing proposal... » Phil, posted by wendy b. on November 4, 2001, at 0:53:08


> Again, Phil, I ask you: will you marry me? I'm dyin' here...
>
>
> sheepishly,
> (yak-ishly?) yours,
>
> Wendy

__ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?

:^)Phil

 

Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm

Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25

In reply to Where are you Wendy...., posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51

Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!

jokingly, Kristi

>
> > Again, Phil, I ask you: will you marry me? I'm dyin' here...
> >
> >
> > sheepishly,
> > (yak-ishly?) yours,
> >
> > Wendy
>
> __ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?
>
> :^)Phil

 

Re: Greg/Julie.... :-) (np) (nm)

Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 12:03:11

In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25

 

-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi

Posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 13:17:01

In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25

> Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!

Oh but Kristi is it worth the hurt! Kazoo and Willow are not paired. The rogue stood me up too many nights, how many pieces can you cut out of one heart till it dies?

Besides yearning for fellow cyber pals is rough on my fingernails and has added pounds to my figure.

Wacky Willow

 

Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi

Posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39

In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm, posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 11:59:25

> Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
>
> jokingly, Kristi

Kristi - I'll ask my wife...

 

Re: -Hmmm- Willow, your a riot (np) (nm)

Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 16:14:27

In reply to -Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 13:17:01

 

Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Cam W.

Posted by Kristi on November 4, 2001, at 16:16:58

In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39

> > Lets see.... Wendy/Phil, Kazoo/Willow.... I need to be paired!!!?!!!!!
> >
> > jokingly, Kristi
>
> Kristi - I'll ask my wife...

Cam..... you are too cute! :-)

 

Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? (nm) » Cam W.

Posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 18:17:36

In reply to Re: Where are you Wendy-Hmmmmmmmm » Kristi, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 15:29:39

 

Re: Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? » Willow

Posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 21:46:06

In reply to Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? (nm) » Cam W., posted by Willow on November 4, 2001, at 18:17:36

Willow - Well, Kristi wanted to be part of a PB couple, and I am willing to oblige. But after thirteen and a half years of marriage, I have learned that it is better to ask my wife for her okay before I do anything. Ask Greg (sans A.); he's met my wife and will vouch for me. - Cam

 

Re: Yo, Phil...

Posted by wendy b. on November 4, 2001, at 22:25:20

In reply to Where are you Wendy...., posted by Phil on November 4, 2001, at 10:20:51

> > Wendy
>
> __ > >I'll come see you and we'll get hitched 'neath the full moon with Jack the yak and Jules, my cat attending. Uh, where do you live?
>
> :^)Phil


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Dearest Phil,

THANK GOD! you've seen the light! If only you could see the tears of joy streaming down my face...... Hee hee.

8^)

Seriously, though, I need laughter, you have given me joy, Phil, right here on my little computer screen... It's kinda amazing. I really do want "L'essence de Phil" somehow in life, in my life...

I have no yak. I have a cat named Huckle Jr. He is happy as hell to have Jack the yak come up here (the finger lakes region of new york state), and after speaking with him, he agrees we'll have to buy a taller, wider kitty box. Oh, and, er, he's alright with sharing the kitty litter with Jules, too...

But we'll iron out all those little details when you get here...


All the love this depressed woman can give,
which is, really, a lot,
Wendy

ps:
Cam, get the tux, man, I think it's really happening...

(I'm in shock!)

 

Okay I get it ...

Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 8:25:40

In reply to Re: Hmmmm ... I'll ask my wife, please explain? » Willow, posted by Cam W. on November 4, 2001, at 21:46:06

Cam

Your post showed some similarities to my own situation, marriage. I wonder if marriage in itself can cause "mood swings" and/or "anxiety?"

Would your wife agree to swapping? I've given this much thought. I would like to open a "swap shop" where wives could bring their used husbands and trade, no lawyers fee required (sorry AKC.)

She might not mind if she gets another who doesn't have annoying habits that irritate her?

Wildcat Enterprises
CEO Willow

 

Or maybe it's best to start with fresh material ;) (nm) » Willow

Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 9:31:05

In reply to Okay I get it ..., posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 8:25:40

 

No, no ... » Krazy Kat

Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57

In reply to Or maybe it's best to start with fresh material ;) (nm) » Willow, posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 9:31:05

Krazy Kat

You missed the concept. Us, wives could discuss good and bad habits. This way you know what you would be getting in trade. For example hubby A (leaves seat up, but picks up dirty laundry) could be traded for hubby B (picks his teeth at the kitchen table, but is built like a fantasy.)

Would you prefer a trade or fresh material?

CEO Willow

 

Re: No, no ... » Willow

Posted by sar on November 5, 2001, at 11:00:48

In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57

Willow,

you are too much...

this could be featured on *Oprah* to give it a good kick-off, or in *Redbook* with some examples of exemplary trades.

no longer unemployed!

sar

P.R. rep @ Willow Enterprises

 

Re: No, no ... » sar

Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 11:21:04

In reply to Re: No, no ... » Willow, posted by sar on November 5, 2001, at 11:00:48

Sar

I was ready to tell you that you don't qualify because you have to be legally married, no young chicks with big floats, the hubbies may get restless if we ask them to return to more mature wives.

Then I was all happy to hear about your new job, but oh my gosh it's with us. Are you aware that this is a non-profit organization? We work to improve the mental health of all adults.

Who knows though you may find yourself a fun-loving sugar daddy? Whose to say that there are no benefits?

Welcome Aboard
PR rep Sar

ps perhaps you could also work in our verification department
this is a pure sweat labour of love deprartment

 

Heart is aching for fresh material right now...

Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 12:57:22

In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57

but I understand your concept. :)

 

Re: yes yes yes

Posted by susan C on November 5, 2001, at 15:39:58

In reply to No, no ... » Krazy Kat , posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 10:29:57

yo, willow,

would this be like trading in a used car and buying used cars? I am experienced in used car sales, so that would make me very qualified to manage the transactions, I am an excellent 'closer'...I even have experience in finance, so if someone needed a loan, or conversely, if someone was 'downsizing'...

Oh, dear, talk about treating 'women like objects' lol

mouse rolling on the floor
susan C


> Would you prefer a trade or fresh material?
>
> CEO Willow

 

but but ...

Posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 19:23:19

In reply to Re: yes yes yes, posted by susan C on November 5, 2001, at 15:39:58

What women would really want to downsize?

and Kat you can have Kazoo on trial for a couple months. He can be real sweet when he wants to, but I have to warn you he is a little tempermental yet just humour him and he'll be fine. You would have to return him though for the New Year's Bash!

Winking Willow

 

Kazoo...

Posted by Krazy Kat on November 5, 2001, at 20:14:44

In reply to but but ..., posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 19:23:19

well, if I could find him, I'd take him in a second. :) I hear he has big feet and we know what that means...

 

Re: No, no ... » Willow

Posted by sar on November 6, 2001, at 23:07:15

In reply to Re: No, no ... » sar, posted by Willow on November 5, 2001, at 11:21:04

> Sar
>
> I was ready to tell you that you don't qualify because you have to be legally married, no young chicks with big floats, the hubbies may get restless if we ask them to return to more mature wives.
>
> Then I was all happy to hear about your new job, but oh my gosh it's with us. Are you aware that this is a non-profit organization? We work to improve the mental health of all adults.
>
> Who knows though you may find yourself a fun-loving sugar daddy? Whose to say that there are no benefits?
>
> Welcome Aboard
> PR rep Sar
>
> ps perhaps you could also work in our verification department
> this is a pure sweat labour of love deprartment

you crack me up, sweetheart...

re: more mature wives--cook better, more sexual experience, more money, mo' smarter, don't run off at keggers to snort shitty crystal meth

when i was 18, a man seriously offered to me my sugar daddy! i said no. oh the stupidity of youth...

"We work to improve the mental health of all adults." i think that's great, i love playing matchmaker anyway, and i'm technically an adult so wouldn't i be enrolled in your 401k plan or whatever?? having insurance sho' would improve my mental health.

work in the verification dept too? what do you think i am, a slave? as long as its okay with you that i keep a flask in the drawer...

love,
sar


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