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Posted by caraher on June 27, 2005, at 13:16:53
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger some) » jazzed, posted by Tamar on June 26, 2005, at 15:35:42
>I guess the thing about erotic words is that it's hard to find stuff that's universal.
So true! I've taken the precaution of quizzing my wife about turn on/turn off words since I'm the one more likely to babble and I'd hate to ruin the festivities by saying something stupid!
> People respond in a very individual way. Some women might get instantly horny if their partner said, "Let's play hide-the-salami," whereas others might laugh so loud the poor guy would have to take a vow of silence.
And people really say that? Hopefully in a campy Austin Powers-esque fashion...
The cornball line my wife has used that I hate is "Let's make a baby." I'm sorry, it just makes me feel too much like a sperm donor rather than a lover...
Posted by happyflower on June 27, 2005, at 13:21:42
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s, posted by caraher on June 27, 2005, at 13:16:53
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:42:12
In reply to Love the Austin Powers movies! (nm) » caraher, posted by happyflower on June 27, 2005, at 13:21:42
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:49:20
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s, posted by caraher on June 27, 2005, at 13:16:53
> So true! I've taken the precaution of quizzing my wife about turn on/turn off words since I'm the one more likely to babble and I'd hate to ruin the festivities by saying something stupid!You're so thoughtful! That's just a really sweet thing to do.
>
> The cornball line my wife has used that I hate is "Let's make a baby." I'm sorry, it just makes me feel too much like a sperm donor rather than a lover...I can understand how it might make you feel that way, but ; ), to her it's a sweet way of saying she wants to have YOUR baby, and only YOUR baby, and no one else in the world will do because you're just so perfect, and the two of you would make the most beautiful babies in the world. Yeah, it might feel better if she said, I"m so longing to feel you inside me now, I just can't stand it another minute! While she's tearing off your shirt, and grabbing at your belt! But, to a woman who is fertile, who wants to have a baby, it's romantic!
You should ask her what goes through her mind when your making love and trying to make a baby! My thoughts were a bit unusual, so I won't go into that. Nothing kinky, just different.
Just please don't say, "let's play hide the salami!' OMGosh! That would have to be done in a very playful moment to elicit laughter!
Jazzy
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:53:43
No one posted back to me after this, so of course, I was feeling very neglected! ; ) JK, but it might have been missed, so I thought I'd try a new thread. Any thoughts?
Well, my husband got home yesterday evening, after being out of town all weekend. Once he was settled, and had rested awhile, I came over, sat on his lap facing him, started kissing him and running my fingers through his hair. I looked into his eyes and started saying things to him, and he LAUGHED!!!! He laughed at me! So, I tried again. I asked him an erotic question, and he laughed and said, "Yes, you still do, and I have to go to bed". Not like come with me I want to be with you, but like I'm tired I want to go to sleep. I was pissed, and he knew he made a BIG mistake. Oh well fodder for my T appt tonight!
I think it was an uncomfortable laugh, maybe because the kids were around. But hey, isn't it better for them to see their parents getting along and in love than fighting? BTW, the kids saw me kissing him, but didn't hear what I was saying to him.
Jazzy
Posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:13:13
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger some) » crazyteresa, posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 7:57:47
> > > >"Let's play hide-the-salami"
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> >
> > OMG my husband says this to me!!!
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> Oooo, baby, baby, such a turn on! LOL I'm sure in a joking way? I HOPE in a joking way? Please tell me he's joking!
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> Jazzy
>No, he's not! But yes, it's in a joking way. He also says: play funeral home, bury the stiff, have a hot beef injection, etc., etc.
I swear I married a 12 year old! But we do have a lot of fun. And the sex is outstanding! ;~}
crazy t
Posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:14:54
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger some) » crazyteresa, posted by anastasia56 on June 27, 2005, at 10:40:49
> mine does too!
We can NEVER, EVER let them meet!!! LOL!!!Thank goodness I'm not the only one!
Posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:27:52
In reply to Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger), posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:53:43
How did the night end? Did he go to sleep before you went to bed? Did you fight after he said it? What did the T say at your appt.? Was this something new that you said to him or would you normally say it in the bedroom? Was this the first time you'd talked to him this way?
Maybe he was wanting you to follow him into the bedroom and take the role of aggressor. You know, tell him he was not going to sleep, he was going to do you and do you now!
crazy t
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 22:12:06
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger some) » Jazzed, posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:13:13
He also says: play funeral home, bury the stiff, have a hot beef injection, etc., etc.
Ew, ew, ew! That is so weird! ; ) I've never heard that one b4. Bleh!>
> I swear I married a 12 year old! But we do have a lot of fun. And the sex is outstanding! ;~}LOL, well that's good!
Jazzy
Posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 22:15:08
In reply to Re: Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger) » Jazzed, posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:27:52
> How did the night end? Did he go to sleep before you went to bed? Did you fight after he said it? What did the T say at your appt.? Was this something new that you said to him or would you normally say it in the bedroom? Was this the first time you'd talked to him this way?
I took a shower, he went to bed. He was asleep b4 I went to bed, not because we were still mad, but bec. he was so tired. He sleeps like a rock.
No, we didn't fight anymore. We don't fight much, and he said he was sorry.I didn't talk to my T about it because tonight he told me he was CBT, and I was too freaked out by that.
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> Maybe he was wanting you to follow him into the bedroom and take the role of aggressor. You know, tell him he was not going to sleep, he was going to do you and do you now!
>
LOL I didn't think of that! He probably would have like that though. He does like sex! ; )
Jazzy
Posted by ed_uk on June 28, 2005, at 5:28:37
In reply to Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger), posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:53:43
>Once he was settled, and had rested awhile, I came over, sat on his lap facing him, started kissing him and running my fingers through his hair. I looked into his eyes and started saying things to him.............
Wow Jazzy, your posts are so erotic! - in a good way :-)
~Ed
Posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 6:06:19
In reply to Re: Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger) » Jazzed, posted by ed_uk on June 28, 2005, at 5:28:37
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> Wow Jazzy, your posts are so erotic! - in a good way :-)
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> ~EdThanks Eddy! ; ) I'd tell ya what I said, but Rain might get mad, and I might get permanently banned! LOL
Jazzy
Posted by ed_uk on June 28, 2005, at 7:35:32
In reply to Re: Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger) » ed_uk, posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 6:06:19
>I'd tell ya what I said, but Rain might get mad, and I might get permanently banned!
Wooooooooooooooo! Now where's that Damiana LOL!
~Eddy
Posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 9:04:13
In reply to Re: Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger) » Jazzed, posted by ed_uk on June 28, 2005, at 7:35:32
> Wooooooooooooooo! Now where's that Damiana LOL!
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> ~EddyYes, it really does work. You will have to try it, and get Rain some too! ; ) It's good for the physical and mental nature of sex, at least for me. And I don't take it all the time, just as needed.
Jazzy
Posted by caraher on June 28, 2005, at 13:33:47
In reply to Re: Update on talking erotically. (poss. trigger) » Jazzed, posted by ed_uk on June 28, 2005, at 5:28:37
> >Once he was settled, and had rested awhile, I came over, sat on his lap facing him, started kissing him and running my fingers through his hair. I looked into his eyes and started saying things to him.............
>
> Wow Jazzy, your posts are so erotic! - in a good way :-)yeah... and your husband must have been DEAD TIRED. it sounds like it would have been more than enough to wake any man up if there were any hope of revival at all!
Sorry it didn't work out... maybe you can try again sometime :)
Posted by caraher on June 28, 2005, at 13:43:46
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » caraher, posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:49:20
> You should ask her what goes through her mind when your making love and trying to make a baby! My thoughts were a bit unusual, so I won't go into that. Nothing kinky, just different.Hmmm... interesting. I do know that the intent of conception does change things. For instance, my libido is strongest in the morning but she doesn't really go for that. But when we were first trying to have a baby she had to get up for work earlier than I did, and one morning I was still sleeping when she burst into the room and jumped on me. Apparently she'd determined this was a moment of maximum fertility. I think that was the first and last time we had sex that early in the morning...
I remember even more vividly a weekday morning about 2 months later when I was still dozing and she jumped on me. I could feel her heart pounding wildly and she didn't need to say a word for me to know she'd just taken a pregnancy test that came up positive. That's one thing I love about her, the way she reacts so visibly and strongly when she feels strong emotions (kinda makes up for my own muted responses).
Posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 13:50:55
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s, posted by caraher on June 28, 2005, at 13:43:46
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> Hmmm... interesting. I do know that the intent of conception does change things. For instance, my libido is strongest in the morning but she doesn't really go for that.I can't stand morning breath or an unshowered body, maybe that's part of it, or lack of energy on my part.
>I think that was the first and last time we had sex that early in the morning...
Well then, I hope it was good! ; )
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> I remember even more vividly a weekday morning about 2 months later when I was still dozing and she jumped on me. I could feel her heart pounding wildly and she didn't need to say a word for me to know she'd just taken a pregnancy test that came up positive. That's one thing I love about her, the way she reacts so visibly and strongly when she feels strong emotions (kinda makes up for my own muted responses).Aww, that's so sweet! So is she still pregnant, or do you have a child(ren)?
Jazzy
Posted by Tamar on June 28, 2005, at 15:53:19
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » caraher, posted by Jazzed on June 27, 2005, at 15:49:20
Hi Jazzy,
I'm late back to this thread, but I wanted to ask if things have been resolved with your husband.
I hope he made up for his sleepiness by giving you some olympic sex!
Tamar
Posted by caraher on June 28, 2005, at 17:00:24
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » caraher, posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 13:50:55
> >I think that was the first and last time we had sex that early in the morning...
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> Well then, I hope it was good! ; )I was pretty sleepy at the time so I don't quite remember ;)
> > I remember even more vividly a weekday morning about 2 months later when I was still dozing and she jumped on me. I could feel her heart pounding wildly and she didn't need to say a word for me to know she'd just taken a pregnancy test that came up positive. That's one thing I love about her, the way she reacts so visibly and strongly when she feels strong emotions (kinda makes up for my own muted responses).
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> Aww, that's so sweet! So is she still pregnant, or do you have a child(ren)?That was a long time ago... we have 2 kids, the elder is 15 and the younger 12.
Posted by anastasia56 on June 28, 2005, at 22:51:43
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger some) » anastasia56, posted by crazyteresa on June 27, 2005, at 20:14:54
i know what you mean about how they are serious about the suggestion, but not serious in the wording 'hide the salami'...
i'm going to have to let my husband know about your husbands other lines. we may have to branch out!
Posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 23:20:25
In reply to How are things? » Jazzed, posted by Tamar on June 28, 2005, at 15:53:19
> Hi Jazzy,
>
> I'm late back to this thread, but I wanted to ask if things have been resolved with your husband.
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> I hope he made up for his sleepiness by giving you some olympic sex!
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> TamarHi Tamar,
Thanks for asking! Yeah, we're back to normal now. Tonight there was great sex, and he promised to try the Damiana to see what it does to him! It makes me horney as all get out!
AND, I told him a little about babble, but didn't tell him the name, and I told him that Ed said I was HORNEY! And then I told him I told Ed, "you have NO idea!" And we laughed our *sses off! I really am, I can't help it, I love having a high sex drive, and wouldn't want it any other way. Oh, and my husband loves that about me too! ; )
Oh well, you didn't ask for all those details, sorry! ; )
Jazzy
>
Posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 23:22:23
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s, posted by caraher on June 28, 2005, at 17:00:24
> That was a long time ago... we have 2 kids, the elder is 15 and the younger 12.Oh my! That was a long time ago, you have a great memory!
Jazzy
Posted by ed_uk on June 29, 2005, at 3:44:31
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » caraher, posted by Jazzed on June 28, 2005, at 13:50:55
Hi Horny!
>I can't stand morning breath or an unshowered body.......
Arghhh!!!!!!!!! There's nothing worse is there?!
~Ed
Posted by Jazzed on June 29, 2005, at 7:21:22
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » Jazzed, posted by ed_uk on June 29, 2005, at 3:44:31
> Hi Horny!
> Arghhh!!!!!!!!! There's nothing worse is there?!
>
> ~EdHi Eddy!
We better quit meeting like this or Rain will think something's going on! LOL
Well, I CAN think of worse things, but I don't even want to go there! I know you don't either!
Glad I don't have to worry about those things in connection with my husband and our sex life! LOLJazzy
Posted by ed_uk on June 29, 2005, at 8:29:49
In reply to Re: Talking erotically, sensually (might trigger s » ed_uk, posted by Jazzed on June 29, 2005, at 7:21:22
Hi Jazzy!
>We better quit meeting like this or Rain will think something's going on! LOL
Haha, we have an 'open relationship'!! :-O
~Eddy
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