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Posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
Okay, mine is SO not as funny as spiders or snot rockets, but still...
Today he was making a point, and he said something like (He didn't mean it, he was picking up on what I was saying)..
You're not smart enough
You're not good enough....and then I must have had tiny smile, because we both started laughing, and he finished "And gosh darn it! People don't like you!"
It was a welcome light moment in today's session.
But nothing like snot or spiders.
:)
gg
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:43
In reply to Happyflower » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 16:07:52
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:58:51
In reply to you guys are too funny!, posted by Tamar on October 6, 2005, at 17:23:05
>> Happyflower, are you sure you still want to kiss him???
>
UMMMMM.... I will take the 5th. LOL
Posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 18:02:50
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
I love that! LOL So aren't you smart enough, good enough? But if you aren't thats okay because we still like you ! LOL ;)
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:42:43
In reply to you guys are too funny!, posted by Tamar on October 6, 2005, at 17:23:05
> I laughed my *ss off reading this thread. Like 10derheart suggested, my *ss is now so much smaller (I wish!).
>
> I play contact sport and most of my team-mates can shoot snot. I can't... it just gets embarrassing. Is there a technique we can learn?
>
> Muffled, your T is way cool!
>
> Happyflower, are you sure you still want to kiss him???
>
>
Thanks for saying my T. is cool. Its nice to hear. obviously we have some similarities anyhow! To be honest I don't shoot well. I only get off a good shot maybe 50% of them time, so I don't shoot alot.LOL!!!!!!Mostly I'm just a good ole loogie hawker. Mebbe I'll get some pointers from my T.!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Muffled.
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:45:52
In reply to But wait! There's more!, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:53:25
> > > I hope I don't snort salad. My co-workers probably think I'm completely insane...
> >
> > Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
>
> Doesn't anyone remember the Ronco (I think) Salad Shooter????
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> How much would you pay for it now????
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> gg
>
>
I never heard of that, but I'm about ready to die laughing reading this thread!!!!Why would you want to shoot salad??????LOLOLOL!!!
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:49:12
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:50:48
In reply to Re: funny weird thing my T said, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:33
> Okay, mine is SO not as funny as spiders or snot rockets, but still...
>
> Today he was making a point, and he said something like (He didn't mean it, he was picking up on what I was saying)..
>
> You're not smart enough
> You're not good enough....
>
> and then I must have had tiny smile, because we both started laughing, and he finished "And gosh darn it! People don't like you!"
>
> It was a welcome light moment in today's session.
>
> But nothing like snot or spiders.
>
> :)
>
> ggKinda nice when you can share a laugh like that isn't it. :)
Posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:56:21
In reply to You crack me up!!! :D » muffled, posted by greyskyeyes on October 6, 2005, at 14:55:10
> >>> Welcome to the club! Its OK if you snort salad cuz you can always shoot it out and be the envy of all your co-workers. It takes a special kind of a person to shoot SALAD!
>
> ROFLMAO!!!!!!
>
> (my co-workers must *really* be starting to wonder about me... one of our databases is down and yet I'm giggling hysterically)
>
>What does rolflmao mean. Also lmao?
Hope I didn't make your co-workers jealous of what fun you were having!
I like your sense of humour.
Muffled
Posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 23:58:58
In reply to Ronco SALAD shooter!!LOLOLOLOL!!!!! » gardenergirl, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:45:52
At least it is now.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0001D359O/drbobsvirte00-20
gg
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 2:00:08
In reply to EWWWWW! yucky (nm) » muffled, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 17:57:43
I must stop reading this thread, I must, I must stop reading this thread. LOL
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 9:49:58
In reply to Re: You crack me up!!! :D » greyskyeyes, posted by muffled on October 6, 2005, at 21:56:21
> What does rolflmao mean. Also lmao?
ROFLMAO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing My *ss Off
LMAO: Laughing My *ss Off> I like your sense of humour.
Thanks! Ditto. :)
I will never look at salad the same way again.
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 9:51:50
In reply to Re: You crack me up!!! :D, posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 9:49:58
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 10:55:07
In reply to funny weird thing my T said, posted by happyflower on October 6, 2005, at 9:36:34
We were talking about running and how it kills my legs because I have low arches. Well my T has high arches. Well he took off his shoe and showed me his orthodics (arches). I said well I am already wearing those, but I am not going to show you because mine are kinda look gross. LOL Another thing we have in common! LOL
I wonder if he is willing to take off his shoes, he would take off.... ummmm..... Okay, i need to snap out of it! LOL
Posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 11:39:43
In reply to Okay, maybe it was Presto Salad Shooter, posted by gardenergirl on October 6, 2005, at 23:58:58
Posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 11:44:10
In reply to Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday, posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 10:55:07
> We were talking about running and how it kills my legs because I have low arches. Well my T has high arches. Well he took off his shoe and showed me his orthodics (arches). I said well I am already wearing those, but I am not going to show you because mine are kinda look gross. LOL Another thing we have in common! LOL
>
> I wonder if he is willing to take off his shoes, he would take off.... ummmm..... Okay, i need to snap out of it! LOLThis is getting pretty intense. He took his shoes off?!?! What about sox? Did you see his bare naked toes???? Noone has shown ME their orthotics. I think your T is comming on to you!!! Whatch OUT! HA!LOLOLOL!
Posted by Tamar on October 7, 2005, at 12:25:39
In reply to Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday, posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 10:55:07
Wow, HF! I've always thought there's something quite sexy about a man's feet... not that I have a fetish, you understand... I just think feet can be sexy (as long as they're clean!).
> I wonder if he is willing to take off his shoes, he would take off.... ummmm..... Okay, i need to snap out of it! LOL
Well, maybe if you had some issue with your underwear you could confide in him and show him what the problem is and maybe he'd be willing to take off his trousers...
Sorry, I'm incorrigible...
Posted by All Done on October 7, 2005, at 13:20:53
In reply to Re: Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday » happyflower, posted by Tamar on October 7, 2005, at 12:25:39
> Wow, HF! I've always thought there's something quite sexy about a man's feet... not that I have a fetish, you understand... I just think feet can be sexy (as long as they're clean!).
I'm not a big fan of the foot myself.
Posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 14:41:25
In reply to Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday, posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 10:55:07
ooooh, I wonder what's coming off next.... maybe... dare I say it... his SOCKS????
***scandalized***
tee hee
:D
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 15:03:10
In reply to Re: OMG !!!! » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 11:44:10
> > This is getting pretty intense. He took his shoes off?!?! What about sox? Did you see his bare naked toes???? Noone has shown ME their orthotics. I think your T is comming on to you!!! Whatch OUT! HA!LOLOLOL!
>Yeah, those orthodics just really turned me on! LOL Plus he has very BIG feet, since he is like 6'2". LOL
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 15:05:38
In reply to Re: Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday » happyflower, posted by Tamar on October 7, 2005, at 12:25:39
> Wow, HF! I've always thought there's something quite sexy about a man's feet... not that I have a fetish, you understand... I just think feet can be sexy (as long as they're clean!).
SO do you like to have your toes sucked? LOL
> Well, maybe if you had some issue with your underwear you could confide in him and show him what the problem is and maybe he'd be willing to take off his trousers...
>
> Sorry, I'm incorrigible...YOu are too naughty, Tamar! I guess I see why we are all in therapy, we are nuts! amorous nuts that is!
Posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 15:07:02
In reply to Re: OMG !!!! » muffled, posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 15:03:10
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 15:07:11
In reply to Re: Another funny thing strange thing he did yeste » happyflower, posted by greyskyeyes on October 7, 2005, at 14:41:25
> ooooh, I wonder what's coming off next.... maybe... dare I say it... his SOCKS????
>
> ***scandalized***
>
> tee hee
> :DGotta play footsies ya know! LOL Good touch therapy! LOL
Posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 15:10:23
In reply to Re: Another funny thing strange thing he did yesterday » happyflower, posted by Tamar on October 7, 2005, at 12:25:39
> > I wonder if he is willing to take off his shoes, he would take off.... ummmm..... Okay, i need to snap out of it! LOL
>
> Well, maybe if you had some issue with your underwear you could confide in him and show him what the problem is and maybe he'd be willing to take off his trousers...
>
> Sorry, I'm incorrigible...
>Nah, not incorrible.....HILARIOUS!!!!!
Posted by happyflower on October 7, 2005, at 15:14:21
In reply to You know what it means if the feet are BIG?!:) (nm) » happyflower, posted by muffled on October 7, 2005, at 15:07:02
Yeah, they have a big heart, right? LOL!
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