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Posted by karen_kay on November 26, 2007, at 14:05:53
1. mother f*ck*r; used in a sentence: MOTHER F*CK*R, it's cold!
2. G$d d$mnit! G$d d$mnit, i can't quit pacing!
3. j$sus chr$st. J$sus chr$st mister kk, where have you been? (also j$sus chr$st on a bicycle is used in this house, due to a dream my sister once had about the exact same thing)
4. son of a b$tch. (mostly used as it's own phrase) Son of a b$tch! i dropped a whole pumpkin pie and i'm still serving it!
5. sh*t hole. this house looks like a sh$thole!
6. f*ck. (after coughing from smoking joe camel) F*CK!
7. blechy! (is that a swear word? i think so. you would too if you smelled my son's diapers!) used after changing diapers! also used after cleaning food from duck's mouth 1 hour after it was supposed to have been eaten.
8. h$ly m$ry.... again used after cleaning up sh*t around the house that has no reason for being there before a child was around.
9. h$ly sh$t. used when finding a child hanging from a ceiling fan, hanging on curatins, a space heater bursting into flames (no freakin joke! not anoher fire!!!), and random assortment of h$ly sh$t moments on a daily basis!
10. did i mention m$ther f$cker? it comes out daily.
now, of course, i'm able to control my swearing. i don't pop into walmart, find they're out of the diapers i use and burst into a line of (n$mber 1, n$mber 3, and n$mber 5.). it doesn't work like that. however, when i get around my family, who speaks much like i do, i find i speak these phrases more and more.
i fear number one will be my son's first words. i hope, at least, it will be when he's hanging from the curtains or wiping p@@p from his face when he says it.
there, that b@@sted my self esteem!!!
Posted by karen_kay on November 26, 2007, at 16:42:44
In reply to 10 favorite swear words *duh triggers*, posted by karen_kay on November 26, 2007, at 14:05:53
sh!tty b@lls: used when dropping an apple i'm peeling for my son's snack, right on the floor, next to the trash can!
i say it's very well used, wouldn't you? what else would you say in this situation? any suggestions to help me clean up my mouth?
it happens on a daily basis, as i'm a total klutz and drop apples and bananas in the trash can many times!!!!
HELP! his first real phrase may well be 'sh!tty b@lls' or 'm@ther f$cker' and i wouldn't want him saying that on christmas day because santa got him the wrong toys....
geez (that's better) i'm having a rough day!
F*CK!!!!!!
Posted by ClearSkies on November 26, 2007, at 17:05:29
In reply to found another one!!!!, posted by karen_kay on November 26, 2007, at 16:42:44
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> geez (that's better) i'm having a rough day!
>((((KK)))) I hope your day improves. Sorry I can't add any words to your impressive list.
CS
Posted by karen_kay on November 27, 2007, at 7:01:34
In reply to Re: found another one!!!! » karen_kay, posted by ClearSkies on November 26, 2007, at 17:05:29
i found my son knocking on his bedroom window (yup, my biggest fear! he's big enough to jump/fall/climb/whatever kids do.... get out of his crib)....
BUTT!!!! today's a new day! my homeless friend's going job hunting
my friendly visitor (oh, the one that makes me want to yank my ovaries out... you know, that one) is calming down.
i have hot coffee
joe camel's still here
i have many more profanities on reserve
yummy dinner last night
clean laundry
clean house
pig tails :)
my sister dropped off half and half for me
baby gates!!!!!
muffins made last night for breakfast today.
babble and sexie pie!!!!
DAS ENDE
Posted by ClearSkies on November 27, 2007, at 8:31:57
In reply to it didn't really improve, but i'll try again » ClearSkies, posted by karen_kay on November 27, 2007, at 7:01:34
OK, you're inspiring me... a list without numbers:
The company has left the building
The stains are coming out of the carpet
The electrician fixed the light for only $$$.$$ !!
Christmas shopping has officially started
The air conditioning still works
The cat loves meuh
The website is ready, just waiting for the final stuff to come together
Yoga at least once a week is keeping my back happy
I met an old acquaintance at yoga who remembered me before I remembered her (where did I put that memory??)
Emails and b-mails from friends old and new
Planning my trip home for the holidays
Looking forward to the holidays
...that's it.
CS
Posted by karen_kay on November 28, 2007, at 8:07:29
In reply to Re: it didn't really improve, but i'll try again » karen_kay, posted by ClearSkies on November 27, 2007, at 8:31:57
i have some to add to that...
the cat threw up on our carpet. so, now we have 2 spots that are *very* clean. one where the cat spit up and one where duckie did. the rest of our dining room is a mess. care to clean our dining room carpet? :)
about christmas shopping: we made our way out on black friday! i got the shortest skirt EVER!!! in 2 different patterns of plaid! YAHOO!!! the duck got some toys, clothes, (the fun gifts like socks and stuff). nieces are done, some friends are done, my sister is done. other people crossed off list too, whether they have been good or not! (oh, did i mention i got some shoes????)
air conditioning?????? BRRRRRRRR!!!!!! i think ours is still running :)
i've already mentioned the cat...
congrats on your website!!!!! i'm so happy for you! great job! will you be able to sell some stuff in tiem for christmas?
yoga: ahhhhhh, yoga. i saw a sign for yoga classes here in my small town and briefly considered it. the consideration is now gone. i'm flighty, remember?and memories: dont' you love it when you are remembered first? makes you feel special! do you remember the person now?
emails are always nice!!!!
and what trip are you going on now? LUCKY!!!!! can i come? cs, take me away!
take care sweetie!
kk
Posted by ClearSkies on November 28, 2007, at 9:11:26
In reply to carpet stains and such... » ClearSkies, posted by karen_kay on November 28, 2007, at 8:07:29
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> and memories: dont' you love it when you are remembered first? makes you feel special! do you remember the person now?
>No :-( I think at that time in my life I was heavily medicated and self medicating. But at least I've have a chance to get to know her again, and have it stick this time.
> and what trip are you going on now? LUCKY!!!!! can i come? cs, take me away!
Ooh, it's to a cold, northern clime; my homeland. But we're having a little babble-fest party while I'm there, so spread the word! It will be so nice to meet another new face for me!!
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> take care sweetie!
> kkYou too. hugs
CS
Posted by muffled on December 9, 2007, at 0:06:34
In reply to 10 favorite swear words *duh triggers*, posted by karen_kay on November 26, 2007, at 14:05:53
KK FWIW, my sons SECOND word was "sh*t", cuz we had chickens, and we call their stuff chicken sh*t.
Oh well.
Could be worse!
:-)
M
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